Two banks of the Seine (Les Deux Rives)Vandérem, Fernand
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Two banks of the Seine (Les Deux Rives)
Vandérem, Fernand
Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Yes! the Lord will make you sleep under tents once more and, with you,
there may be some who are innocent, meek and lowly ones, toilers ...
unless, beforehand, they all break away from you!"
"Enough, M. Schleifmann!" dryly declared Herschstein, who was gradually
recovering his arrogance. "Enough of your jeremiads! We know your
ideas.... You are an anti-Semite, a renegade! It is well known!"
Schleifmann lifted his arms again and looked up at the ceiling.
"A renegade!" he repeated, "Anti-Semite!... Adonaï! Adonaï! Hearest thou
what this man is saying to me?"
"Moreover," added Pums who, like Herschstein, had recovered his ease,
"moreover, when it comes to people being expelled, you might very well
be before we are, M. Schleifmann! For we are French, we ... while
you...."
A frantic laugh cut him short. Schleifmann exploded with bitter
merriment, a prey to a fit of wild hilarity.
"French! You French!" he exclaimed, between two sobs of laughter. "But
you are neither French, nor German, nor Austrians, nor anything at
all--least of all Jews!... Your Jewry oppresses you under your
clothing.... It oppresses you in drawing-rooms, in clubs, everywhere you
go! It makes you itch, like a haircloth.... You wear it without good
grace, without good nature, without pride! You only acknowledge it with
regret.... It makes you pale!... You are unacquainted with its most
elementary dogmas.... And, were it not that you fear it might hurt you
in your business, I wager that, to-morrow morning, you would all seek to
be naturalized as Catholics!"
"We do not argue with possessed people!" cried Herschstein, whose
forehead and cheeks were striped with livid lines.
"With whom do you argue, if you please?" Schleifmann vociferated. "With
dross like yourself? For I tell you, in the words of Ezekiel: 'You are
all dross, all dross of brass, of lead, of iron; you are all dross of
silver.... And the Lord shall precipitate you in the crucible to melt
you under the breath of His anger!'"
He had given the Hebrew text. Now he gave it in German, and it was such
a volley of harsh, thundering syllables that Pums began to take fright.
What would the agents and the clerks in the hall nearby think of this
noise? He decided to try audacity and said haltingly:
"That will do, M. Schleifmann!... Enough scandal!... I ask you to
retire.... Shut up and get out, or damn it all, I will call the police!"
"Ah! that would complete the day!" Schleifmann exclaimed. "No! but do
it; do it, so that I can laugh a little more!... Have me removed to the
police station for a religious brawl!... Have me arrested!... Jeremiah
was arrested twice.... Hamasiah also and Micah as well, and many
others.... It is natural.... No, I stay right here, if only just to see
it happen! The police!... Ha! ha!"
"He is mad, raving mad!" Pums murmured, his face convulsed.
"Not at all," Herschstein said in an attempt at irony. "You haven't got
it right.... He is a prophet, my friend, a great prophet!"
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