Each of these gentlemen bowed as his name was pronounced; and when
Madame de Nerval spoke of the Baron as her grandfather, there was a
universal roar of laughter, in which the Baron himself bore the
principal part.
'Zee Count ee eez to me,' said Madame Pierotte, nestling down on the
ottoman, and lighting her cigarette from her friend's cigar; 'ee eez
mai lofe.'
'Tiens, Rosette; oublie-t-on les convenances ici, par exemple?' cried
the Count, elevating his eyebrows, and causing immense delight to his
companions by adding, 'Eet eez shocking!'
'You must erlaub, Sir Nugent Uffington,' said Baron Höchstadt, 'that
mein gross-child is what you call very pretty.'
'I think it will be better,' said Madame de Nerval, smiling, and
administering to the Baron a reproving slap, 'that we should make up
our minds to talk French, which I am sure Sir Nugent Uffington speaks
perfectly. I don't think, from the specimens I have heard, that you
are to be trusted with English any longer.'
'You will do me the justice to say, Mélanie,' said M. Alexis Eyma,
'that during our long acquaintance you have never heard me attempt to
pronounce a word of English except "jockei" and "come up." There is no
language a horse understands so well; but I doubt whether it is of
much use for other purposes.'
'And yet, monsieur, Shakespeare wrote in it,' said Uffington, turning
towards him, 'and Walter Scott; you may possibly have heard of them?'
'As for Shakespeare, monsieur, _je m'en fiche_. I have read him in
translation, and he is very _ennuyeux_; and Walter Scott was merely an
inferior Dumas of the last century.'
'Let us go and find your friend Lord Forestfield, Sir Nugent,' said
Madame de Nerval, interposing; 'he is in the other room, I think. Is
it not curious,' she said, as she passed through the velvet _portière_
into the antechamber, 'that that horrid little man cannot be quiet,
even in the houses of friends, but must endeavour at all risks to make
himself conspicuous? Nothing in the world would please him better than
to force you into a duel, even upon the most ridiculous questions. He
is as brave as a lion, and has been out many times.'
'I think it would be better for his own comfort,' said Uffington, with
a grim smile, 'if he wishes to make an Englishman his victim, to try
his hand on Forestfield rather than on me. I have had a tolerable
amount of practice both with sword and pistol, and my honour would not
find itself satisfied after I had given or received a simple scratch.
I should kill that little man, madame, and that would pain me very
much after having had the pleasure of meeting him at your house.'
Madame de Nerval looked at him with great interest. 'They told me I
should find you very eccentric,' she said, 'and they certainly were
not wrong. Have you been intimate with Lord Forestfield?'
'I am not at all intimate with him,' said Uffington; 'on the contrary,
I never spoke to him until yesterday.'
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