'I might ask the same question of you,' said Uffington. 'I don't
suppose you are particularly wedded to any of the wildly-exciting
diversions you have named, and yet here you are, looking as much at
home as if you lived in the place.'
'O, I am staying over at Portslade, shooting with Billy Norreys, who
has got a whole houseful of people there, and I only came over because
I got a confounded twist of tic last night, and have emptied my
neuraline bottle.'
'You must have done a deal of shooting, or the sun must be
considerably more powerful down here than it is in other parts of the
country, to have turned you that colour, Lydyeard,' said Uffington,
with a smile. 'You look like a young brave on the war-path.'
'This is continental painting, sir, not English work,' said Toni
Lydyeard. 'I had an invitation to go North with McDiarmid; man who
used to be in the regiment--you must remember him--and who has since
come into a lot of money, and got the best moor, they tell me, in
Aberdeenshire; but I find I am growing a little too old for that kind
of gunning; I don't walk as lightly as I did, and--well, I suppose the
truth is, I don't care to let the fellows see that I am ageing a bit.
Pheasant-shooting I can manage easily enough; so to fill up the time
between Goodwood and the last of August, when I was due with Billy
Norreys, I went abroad.'
'Where did you go to?' asked Uffington, with an assumption of
interest; for he was rather glad to find some one whom he liked, and
who in his way amused him, to speak to.
'O, Hombourg, Baden, and all that round,' said Lydyeard. 'Never saw
places so altered in my life--just like going into Hurlingham in the
winter, don't you know? There are the places which one knows so well,
the rooms and the gardens and the orchestra where the band plays, and
the hotels and all that kind of thing, but there is nobody there; no
French--not a single Frenchman or Frenchwoman, and you know what
crowds there used to be--and no English to speak of only a few old
boys drinking the waters for gout and that sort of thing. The whole
place is filled up with Germans, sir, fat stuffy men who do nothing
but eat and smoke, and fat fubsy women who do nothing but eat and
knit; horrible people! very domesticated, I daresay, but I hate that
sort of middle-class domesticity.'
'Well, there is one comfort, then, to think that domesticity in the
upper classes doesn't trouble them very much, does it, Lydyeard?' said
Uffington with a smile.
'No, by Jove, not at all,' said Tom Lydyeard. 'By the way, talking of
that, you recollect my showing you Lady Forestfield at the Opera that
night, when that French fellow De Tournefort was in her box paying her
such attention?'
'Certainly,' said Uffington.
'Well, that affair éclatéd soon afterwards, as everybody thought it
would, and Forestfield went in for a divorce, which he got.'
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