In the North he left behind him everything but the accent which, to his
own no small grief, and the unending anguish of his wife, he carried to
the grave, and the money he had made in gloomy Lancashire.
He bought a villa in Croydon, modified his name under expert advice,
and in the sun of the South country began to live.
Mr. Royal of Deepdene had made money in business in the North. Now he
was going to spend it in the South.
Here began the second part of the Programme.
He married a middle-class woman, who had been a companion, and
possessed some not very well-founded pretensions to family.
He entered the Church, ignoring formal admission by baptism, and took
an active part in the life of the Town.
Capable and tireless, he became in time a Town Councillor, and, better
still, a Justice of the Peace for Surrey. His grand ambition, never to
be fulfilled in this world, was to be a Deputy Lieutenant of the county
of his adoption.
There was one child of the marriage, who was christened at his wife's
request, and with his full approval, Hildebrand.
The boy was sent to a first-rate preparatory school, where, being an
aggressive youngster, he more than held his own.
Mr. Albert Royal was determined that his son should go to one of "our
ancient public schools."
When he broached the subject, the headmaster of the preparatory school
was in a dilemma.
Mr. Royal was an admirable parent from the commercial point of view.
He paid the fees and never made a fuss; but there was no getting away
from Mr. Royal's accent.
Mr. Wortley, an Etonian himself, didn't somehow think Eton was quite
the school for Hildebrand. Too damp. There wasn't much chance of a
boy getting into Winchester unless his father had been there before
him. Had Mr. Royal been at Winchester?--Ah, bad luck. Then
Rugby?--But Mr. Royal wouldn't send his son to a North country school.
Mr. Royal's home was in the South; and so was his heart. What about
Harrow?--Mr. Wortley's face brightened. Harrow was the very thing. He
could see Hildebrand at Harrow in his mind's eye.
Later when his partner came into the study, after Mr. Royal's
departure, Mr. Wortley announced the news with a little grin.
"Arrow for Ildebrand," he said.
"And quite good enough too," replied the other, who was also an
Etonian, with a little snort.
To Harrow, then, Hildebrand went.
And just at the appropriate moment Mr. Royal Senior died.
That was not part of the Programme, but it was consummately tactful.
"My father didn't do much. He was a magistrate in Surrey," sounded so
much better than the reality incarnate, rough and red and rather
harsh--with the Blackpool accent.
Mr. Royal's opportune death was, in fact, an immense relief to his
suffering wife and perhaps to young Hildebrand, who was beginning to
know what was what in the world in which he proposed to live and move
and have his being.
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