Two Sides of the Face: Midwinter TalesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Two Sides of the Face: Midwinter Tales
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Fiction; Short stories, English
"Look here," said a voice almost at my feet, "you take it quiet, or you'll
be hurt!" and a pair of hands reached up and gripped the footboard.
I let fly at the man with my pistol and at the same moment heard the
corporal's musket roar out behind my ear. Then I tried to do what I
should have done at first, and whipped out my second pistol to lay its
muzzle against the driver's cheek.
But by this time half a dozen dark figures were scrambling along the roof
from the rear, and as I swung round I felt a sudden heavy push against my
shoulder, tottered for a moment, trod forward upon air, and went
sprawling, almost headlong, over the side of the coach.
Luckily I struck a furze-bush first, but for all that I hit the turf with
a thud that stunned me, as I must believe, for a minute at least.
For when next I opened my eyes driver and guard were standing helpless in
the light of the lamps, while a couple of highwaymen dragged my chest off
the roof. Another stood by the heads of the leaders, and yet another was
spread on the footboard, with his head and shoulders well buried in the
boot. The rest had gathered in the rear about the coach door in
altercation with the inside passenger. Close behind the near hind wheel
lay the corporal, huddled and motionless.
My head darted pain as though it had been opened with a saw, and as I
lifted myself and groped about for my pistols, I discovered that my
collar-bone was broken and my hip-muscles had taken a bad wrench.
Hurt as I was, though, I managed to find one of my pistols, and crawling
until I had the coach-door in view, sank into the ditch and began to
reload.
The men at the rear of the coach were inviting the inside fare to come
forth and hand over his money; which he very roundly refused to do, using
the oddest argument; for he declared himself so far gone in consumption
that the night air was as bad as death to him, the while that the noise he
made proclaimed his lungs as strong as a horse's. This inconsistency
struck the robbers, no doubt, for after a while a pistol was clapped in at
the window and he was bidden to step forth without more ado.
But for my misery I could have laughed aloud at the queer figure that at
length shuffled out and stood in the light of a lantern held to examine
his money. In height he could not have been more than five feet two; and
to say that he was as broad as he was long would be no lie, for never in
my life have I seen a man so wrapped up. He wore a travelling cap tightly
drawn about the ears, and round his neck a woollen comforter so voluminous
that his head, though large (as I afterwards discovered), seemed a button
set on top of it. I dare be sworn that he unbuttoned six overcoats before
he reached his fob and drew out watch and purse.
"There," he said, handing over the money, "take it--seven good guineas--
with my very hearty curse."
The robbers--they were masked to a man--pressed forward around the lantern
to count the coins.
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