One day I was frolicking with a little spirited urchin, some six years
old, who chased me with a piece of bamboo about three feet long, with
which he occasionally belaboured me. Seizing the stick from him, the
idea happened to suggest itself, that I might make for the youngster,
out of the slender tube, one of those nursery muskets with which I had
sometimes seen children playing. Accordingly, with my knife, I made two
parallel slits in the cane several inches in length, and cutting loose
at one end the elastic strip between them, bent it back and slipped the
point into a little notch made for the purpose. Any small substance
placed against this would be projected with considerable force through
the tube by merely springing the bent strip out of the notch.
Had I possessed the remotest idea of the sensation this piece of
ordnance was destined to produce, I should certainly have taken out a
patent for the invention. The boy scampered away with it, half
delirious with ecstasy, and twenty minutes afterwards I might have been
seen surrounded by a noisy crowd—venerable old greybeards—responsible
fathers of families—valiant warriors—matrons—young men—girls and
children, all holding in their hands bits of bamboo, and each
clamouring to be served first.
For three or four hours I was engaged in manufacturing pop-guns, but at
last made over my good-will and interests in the concern to a lad of
remarkably quick parts, whom I soon initiated into the art and mystery.
Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, now resounded all over the valley. Duels,
skirmishes, pitched battles, and general engagements were to be seen on
every side. Here, as you walked along a path which led through a
thicket, you fell into a cunningly-laid ambush, and became a target for
a body of musketeers, whose tattooed limbs you could just see peeping
into view through the foliage. There, you were assailed by the intrepid
garrison of a house, who levelled their bamboo rifles at you from
between the upright canes which composed its sides. Farther on, you
were fired upon by a detachment of sharpshooters, mounted upon the top
of a pi-pi.
Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop! green guavas, seeds, and berries were flying about
in every direction, and during this dangerous state of affairs, I was
half afraid that, like the man and his brazen bull, I should fall a
victim to my own ingenuity. Like everything else, however, the
excitement gradually wore away, though ever after occasionally pop-guns
might be heard at all hours of the day.
It was towards the close of the pop-gun war, that I was infinitely
diverted with a strange freak of Marheyo’s.
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