Humorous stories; Ukridge, Stanley Featherstonehaugh (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
Ten minutes later, however, when Ukridge, washed, clothed, and
restored as near to the normal as a man may be who has received
the full weight of a Lloyd Thomas on a vital spot, was reaching
for his mackintosh, there filtered through the intervening doors
and passageways a sudden roar so compelling that my sporting spirit
declined to ignore it.
“Back in a minute, old man,” I said.
And, urged by that ever-swelling roar, I cantered back to the hall.
In the interval during which I had been ministering to my stricken
friend a certain decorum seemed to have been restored to the
proceedings. The conflict had lost its first riotous abandon.
Upholders of the decencies of debate had induced Mr. Thomas to
resume his gloves, and a pair had also been thrust upon the Battler.
Moreover, it was apparent that the etiquette of the tourney now
governed the conflict, for rounds had been introduced, and one had
just finished as I came in view of the ring. Mr. Billson was
leaning back in a chair in one corner undergoing treatment by his
seconds, and in the opposite corner loomed Mr. Thomas; and one
sight of the two men was enough to tell me what had caused that
sudden tremendous outburst of enthusiasm among the patriots of
Llunindnno. In the last stages of the round which had just concluded
the native son must have forged ahead in no uncertain manner.
Perhaps some chance blow had found its way through the Battler’s
guard, laying him open and defenceless to the final attack. For
his attitude, as he sagged in his corner, was that of one whose
moments are numbered. His eyes were closed, his mouth hung open,
and exhaustion was writ large upon him. Mr. Thomas, on the contrary,
leaned forward with hands on knees, wearing an impatient look, as
if this formality of a rest between rounds irked his imperious
spirit.
The gong sounded and he sprang from his seat.
“Laddie!” breathed an anguished voice, and a hand clutched my arm.
I was dimly aware of Ukridge standing beside me. I shook him off.
This was no moment for conversation. My whole attention was
concentrated on what was happening in the ring.
“I say, laddie!”
Matters in there had reached that tense stage when audiences lose
their self-control—when strong men stand on seats and weak men cry
“Siddown!” The air was full of that electrical thrill that precedes
the knock-out.
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