“Then introduce me to your wife, you faithless friend!” “This—this is Mr. Velchaninoff!” muttered Pavel Pavlovitch, looking the picture of confusion. All went swimmingly after this. Pavel Pavlovitch was despatched to cater for the party, while his lady informed Velchaninoff that they were on their way from O——, where Pavel Pavlovitch served, to their country place—a lovely house, she said, some twenty-five miles away. There they hoped to receive a party of friends, and if Mr. Velchaninoff would be so very kind as to take pity on their rustic home, and honour it with a visit, she should do her best to show her gratitude to the guardian angel who, etc., etc. Velchaninoff replied that he would be delighted; and that he was an idle man, and always free—adding a compliment or two which caused the fair lady to blush with delight, and to tell Pavel Pavlovitch, who now returned from his quest, that Alexey Ivanovitch had been so kind as to promise to pay them a visit next week, and stay a whole month. Pavel Pavlovitch, to the amazed wrath of his wife, smiled a sickly smile, and said nothing. After dinner the party bade farewell to Velchaninoff, and returned to their carriage, while the latter walked up and down the platform smoking his cigar; he knew that Pavel Pavlovitch would return to talk to him. So it turned out. Pavel came up with an expression of the most anxious and harassed misery. Velchaninoff smiled, took his arm, led him to a seat, and sat down beside him. He did not say anything, for he was anxious that Pavel should make the first move. “So you are coming to us?” murmured the latter at last, plunging _in medias res_. “I knew you’d begin like that! you haven’t changed an atom!” cried Velchaninoff, roaring with laughter, and slapping him confidentially on the back. “Surely, you don’t really suppose that I ever had the smallest intention of visiting you—and staying a month too!” Pavel Pavlovitch gave a start. “Then you’re _not_ coming?” he cried, without an attempt to hide his joy. “No, no! of course not!” replied Velchaninoff, laughing. He did not know why, but all this was exquisitely droll to him; and the further it went the funnier it seemed. “Really—are you really serious?” cried Pavel, jumping up. “Yes; I tell you, I won’t come—not for the world!” “But what will my wife say now? She thinks you intend to come!” “Oh, tell her I’ve broken my leg—or anything you like!” “She won’t believe!” said Pavel, looking anxious. “Ha-ha-ha! You catch it at home, I see! Tell me, who is that young officer?” “Oh, a distant relative of mine—an unfortunate young fellow——” “Pavel Pavlovitch!” cried a voice from the carriage, “the second bell has rung!” Pavel was about to move off—Velchaninoff stopped him. “Shall I go and tell your wife how you tried to cut my throat?” he said. “What are you thinking of—God forbid!” cried Pavel, in a terrible fright. “Well, go along, then!” said the other, loosing his hold of Pavel’s shoulder.