I was curious to learn all that Milly could tell me of this new inmate of
Bartram-Haugh; and Milly was communicative without having a great deal to
relate, and what I heard from her tended to confirm my own disagreeable
impressions about him. She was afraid of him. He was a 'woundy ugly
customer in a wax, she could tell me.' He was the only one 'she ever knowed
as had pluck to jaw the Governor.' But he was 'afeard on the Governor,
too.'
His visits to Bartram-Haugh, I heard, were desultory; and this, to my
relief, would probably not outlast a week or a fortnight. 'He _was_ such a
fashionable cove:' he was always 'a gadding about, mostly to Liverpool and
Birmingham, and sometimes to Lunnun, itself.' He was 'keeping company
one time with Beauty, Governor thought, and he was awfully afraid he'd a
married her; but that was all bosh and nonsense; and Beauty would have none
of his chaff and wheedling, for she liked Tom Brice;' and Milly thought
that Dudley never 'cared a crack of a whip for her.' He used to go to the
Windmill to have 'a smoke with Pegtop;' and he was a member of the Feltram
Club, that met at the 'Plume o' Feathers.' He was 'a rare good shot,' she
heard; and 'he was before the justices for poaching, but they could make
nothing of it.' And the Governor said 'it was all through spite of him--for
they hate us for being better blood than they.' And 'all but the squires
and those upstart folk loves Dudley, he is so handsome and gay--though he
be a bit cross at home.' And, 'Governor says, he'll be a Parliament man
yet, spite o' them all.'
Next morning, when our breakfast was nearly ended, Dudley tapped at the
window with the end of his clay pipe--a 'churchwarden' Milly called
it--just such a long curved pipe as Joe Willet is made to hold between his
lips in those charming illustrations of 'Barnaby Rudge'--which we all know
so well--and lifting his 'wide-awake' with a burlesque salutation, which, I
suppose, would have charmed the 'Plume of Feathers,' he dropped, kicked and
caught his 'wide-awake,' with an agility and gravity, as he replaced it, so
inexpressibly humorous, that Milly went off in a loud fit of laughter, with
the ejaculation--
'Did you ever?'
It was odd how repulsively my confidence in my original identification
always revived on unexpectedly seeing Dudley after an interval.
I could perceive that this piece of comic by-play was meant to make a
suitable impression on me. I received it, however, with a killing gravity;
and after a word or two to Milly, he lounged away, having first broken his
pipe, bit by bit, into pieces, which he balanced in turn on his nose and
on his chin, from which features he jerked them into his mouth, with a
precision which, along with his excellent pantomime of eating them, highly
excited Milly's mirth and admiration.
CHAPTER XLI
_MY COUSIN DUDLEY_
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