Sea stories, American; Seafaring life -- Fiction; Short stories, American
That night over the supper table, Captain Sheldon opened a biscuit;
there was a dead cockroach in it. His knife had cut it in halves. He
threw the biscuit down in disgust. Wang always made the cabin bread....
Well, why didn’t the old fool take it away? He must have seen the
incident. Captain Sheldon knew that he was standing a few feet away in
the pantry door. Taking up his plate, he snapped over his shoulder
"Steward!"
Wang was at his elbow in an instant. The captain thrust the biscuit
into his trembling hand.
"Look at that! Take them all away, and bring some bread"
"Yes, sir, Cappen" The Chinaman mumbled incoherently, trying to cover
his confusion. His innate sense of the etiquette of human relations,
which even after fifty years of service had not accommodated itself to
the brusque callousness of European manners, felt bitterly outraged; no
way had been left him to save his face. Yet other and stronger emotions
quickly submerged the insult. The biscuit plate rattled like a castanet
as he set it down on the pantry dresser. As he cut into a new loaf of
bread, he shook his head slowly from side to side, like an animal in
pain, stopping in the midst of the operation to bend above the offending
biscuit and examine it closely. He loosened the cockroach with the
point of the bread knife; it fell to the plate, a dark spot on the white
china. Under his breath he heaved a staccato sigh "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"
Captain Sheldon found himself unable to forget this trivial incident; he
kept brooding over it all the evening. At breakfast next morning it
came to his mind again, and followed him intermittently throughout the
day—a day of petty mishaps and annoyances, one of those days when
everything aboard the vessel seemed to be going wrong, when even the
best efforts of officers and men to please him resulted in misfortune,
and the simplest words rubbed him the wrong way. Captain Sheldon was
nearing the end of a long and tedious passage, with nerves and temper
badly frayed.
Coming below an hour after dinner, in hope to find a little peace, he
met the heavy odour of opium smoke floating through the cabin. The door
into the forward cabin had been left open. He strode out angrily; the
steward’s door was open, too. Glancing into the stateroom, he saw the
old Chinaman stretched on the bed, staring with glassy eyes at the
ceiling, the pipe slipping from his fingers. Thin wisps of opium smoke
curled up from the bowl and drifted out into the cabin.
Captain Sheldon’s patience snapped suddenly. By God, this was too much!
First, bugs in the bread; and now ... the lazy old swine, lying there in
an opium dream, too indolent even to close the door! The ship’s
discipline was going plumb to hell. His authority was becoming a joke.
A dirty steward! By God, he wouldn’t stand it any longer.
"Steward! Steward! Wake up, there!"
"What, Cappen?"
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