American fiction -- 19th century; California -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; San Francisco (Calif.) -- Fiction; Short stories
She evidently noticed his silence. “Never mind,” she continued, “you
can tell me all about it at dinner. Do you know I always think that
this sort of thing--what we're doing now,--this ridiculous formality
of reception,--which I suppose is after all only a concession to our
English force of habit,--is absurd! We ought to pass, as it were,
directly from our houses to the dinner-table. It saves time.”
“Yes--no--that is--I'm afraid I don't follow you,” stammered Paul.
There was a slight pout in her voice as she replied: “No matter now--we
must follow them--for our host is moving off with Lady Billingtree, and
it's our turn now.”
So great was the illusion that he found himself mechanically offering
his arm as he moved through the empty room towards the door. Then he
descended the staircase without another word, preceded, however, by
the sound of his host's voice. Following this as a blind man might, he
entered the dining-room, which to his discomfiture was as empty as the
salon above. Still following the host's voice, he dropped into a chair
before the empty table, wondering what variation of the Barmecide feast
was in store for him. Yet the hum of voices from the vacant chairs
around the board so strongly impressed him that he could almost believe
that he was actually at dinner.
“Are you seated?” asked the charming voice at his side.
“Yes,” a little wonderingly, as his was the only seat visibly occupied.
“I am so glad that this silly ceremony is over. By the way, where are
you?”
Paul would have liked to answer, “Lord only knows!” but he reflected
that it might not sound polite. “Where am I?” he feebly repeated.
“Yes; where are you dining?”
It seemed a cool question under the circumstances, but he answered
promptly,--
“With you.”
“Of course,” said the charming voice; “but where are you eating your
dinner?”
Considering that he was not eating anything, Paul thought this cooler
still. But he answered briefly, “In Upshire.”
“Oh! At your uncle's?”
“No,” said Paul bluntly; “in the next house.”
“Why, that's Sir William's--our host's--and he and his family are here
in London. You are joking.”
“Listen!” said Paul desperately. Then in a voice unconsciously lowered
he hurriedly told her where he was--how he came there--the empty
house--the viewless company! To his surprise the only response was a
musical little laugh. But the next moment her voice rose higher with an
unmistakable concern in it, apparently addressing their invisible host.
“Oh, Sir William, only think how dreadful. Here's poor Mr. Bunker, alone
in an empty house, which he has mistaken for his uncle's--and without
any dinner!”
“Really; dear, dear! How provoking! But how does he happen to be WITH
US? James, how is this?”
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