A brother of the lady arrived on the scene just too late to prevent the
nuptials. The only means of revenge he could think of was to get
abominably drunk, and raise a disturbance in the concert-room that
afternoon. It must have been a memorable day with that particular
family, for the young gentleman was roundly whipped for his share in the
wedding ceremonies.
The row, however, became general. That was the momentous occasion when
Governor Dorr, entering the arena by a side door, announced with some
emphasis that he wanted it understood he had something to say in that
fight. He was standing on a seat by the door when he commenced this
speech. It was never ended, at least to his satisfaction. He had just
begun his exordium as reported, when some stalwart Kentuckian knocked
him clear through the door.
With remarkable presence of mind the Governor picked up his hat as if he
had merely happened to drop it on the guard of the boat, and walked
quietly off to his state-room, leaving the regular ushers to restore
order.
If I have not before mentioned Dorr’s presence on the Palace, it has
been because I have been trying to explain in my puzzled memory how he
came there, and what was the line of his duties. I should have put him
down at once as the literary gentleman of the establishment, were it not
for the fact that we had another who manifestly filled that office.
I allude to the gentleman who edited the daily paper which was printed
in the museum and distributed gratuitously to its patrons. This man was
the founder and for a long time the editor of one of the best-known and
most influential journals now published in the Union. The wreck of a
fine scholar and a graphic writer, who had been the associate of some of
the highest and best of our land, it was a melancholy sight to see him
industriously printing his little paper before the stolid, curious
people who thronged about his stand.
At the same stand gingerbread and brilliant-colored candies and lemonade
were dispensed,--pale red lemonade, which seemed, as one might say,
continually beholding its maker, and only half succeeding in its attempt
to blush. Poor old fellow! the labor of his hands and brain was, as I
have remarked, distributed gratuitously. The lemonade was sold for five
cents a glass.
This thought, if it ever occurred to him, could have had little force,
for his philosophy taught him to accept every situation unmurmuringly.
He had but one argument to establish his theory of fate, and he was
never weary of repeating it. When any passing philanthropist would
grapple with him and endeavor to show him that he ought to be very
miserable, he would tell this story.
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