The manager, treasurer, cook, pantryman, such gentlemen as had been left
to make their breakfast toilets without boots or other more necessary
articles of apparel, and all the ladies even to Madame Lowe herself,
were of the anti-bear party.
All the performers, except those who had been ravished of wigs and
tights or other miscellaneous pieces of wardrobe, the engineer of the
gas-machine which furnished light for the whole establishment, all the
prize-fighters, and, in a word, all the reckless characters of the two
boats, headed by the determined Professor himself, marched, as I may
say, figuratively, under the banner of the bear.
The factions were about equally divided, and equally impressed with the
merit of their respective causes. We of the bear party, however, had one
manifest advantage. The captain of the boats, jolly old William
McCracken--as fat as he was jolly, and as honest as he was fat--was on
our side.
Such a state of feeling could not, as may be well imagined, exist for
any long time among so many people, and in the narrow limits of those
two boats, without some act of aggression from one side or the other.
And it came.
One of the prize-fighters, perhaps in simple defiance to the opposition,
and perhaps in a burst of honest sympathy with the cub himself--I cannot
say which, for he was of my party--purloined from the dressing-room and
presented to young Bruin, in his durance, a pair of cast-off pantaloons
in which a certain minstrel was in the habit of performing his great act
of the “comb solo.”
Of course, the actor was indignant; and, whether in bodily fear of the
prize-fighter, or believing what he said, maintained that the infernal
bear had been loose again, and vowed that he would have his life. The
act of the prize-fighter was certainly ill-advised and hazardous, not
merely to the pantaloons, but to the bear himself. I mention it as only
one more instance of the danger in which one stands from his own
friends, especially if he chance to be at all prominent in times of
great partisan strife.
The cub’s enemies now clamored more loudly than ever against him,
stoutly asserting that chains and gas-rooms were not strong enough to
hold him; and the ladies were still more sure that he would bite. One
young mother, I remember, related that she had heard of a
well-authenticated instance wherein a single bear, I think she said, had
come out of the woods and massacred and devoured forty children.
In the middle of the night after the presentation of the pantaloons, a
disguised band, headed, it was afterwards supposed, by the comb-soloist
himself, stealthily gained the prison of the bear, broke his chain, and
threw him overboard. The next morning triumph was in the faces of the
opposition, and surprise and grief in the hearts of Professor Lowe and
his liegemen.
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