I suppose we grew careless in our manifest ascendency, for one morning
at a landing in a wild, thick-wooded country a hunter came on board with
bear-meat to sell, and, by a strange fatality, almost the first man he
accosted as a probable purchaser was Professor Lowe himself. This
reminded the great aeronaut of his own animal, which he had not yet
visited that morning. While the Professor was absent at the gas-room one
of the opposition came up and purchased what the hunter had to sell, and
bore it to the kitchen,--exchanging, by the by, very significant glances
with those of his party he met on the way.
In a moment more the Professor was back, in earnest conversation with
the hunter, and it spread like wildfire over the two boats that the cub
was gone for good this time,--or, rather, that he was cooking for
dinner. The hunter told his honest story, of how he had been awakened by
his dogs in the middle of the night, and had pursued and shot the bear.
There were a dozen different traces going to show that the prisoner of
the gas-room had been released by human hands, and pursued on the shore
with sticks and clubs.
It never transpired exactly who were the perpetrators of the foul deed.
Our party, I need scarcely add, were utterly nonplussed and demoralized,
while the opposition were correspondingly elate. And these latter, bent
upon the additional cannibalism of devouring their arch enemy, had him
served up at table before our face and eyes.
But when each of our party had scornfully refused to partake of our
deceased friend, and when the plates of the opposition were helped
bountifully, even to those of the ladies,--to whose credit be it said,
that they turned their faces while they passed their plates,--a partisan
of the late cub arose from his seat and made a few remarks. In a quiet
but forcibly specific way, he called the attention of the banqueters to
the amount of stuffed specimens they were about to entertain with their
bear-meat, and ended by congratulating them upon the intimate knowledge
of taxidermy and natural history which would likely be the result.
I think I never knew a speech to make so powerful an effect. The
opposition party, almost to a man, and certainly to each individual
woman, left the table; the remains of the unfortunate bear were removed,
and tenderly consigned to the river; and his faithful friends ate their
dinners in a final triumph that was half assured and all melancholy.
CHAPTER IX.
THE PERFORMER SOCIALLY.
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