The room into which the admiral was shewn had green blinds to it,
and they were all drawn down. It is true that the sun was shining
brightly outside, although transiently, but still a strange green
tinge was thrown over everything in the room, and more particularly
did it appear to fall upon the face of Varney, converting his usually
sallow countenance into a still more hideous and strange colour. He was
sitting upon a couch, and, when the admiral came in, he rose, and said,
in a deep-toned voice, extremely different to that he usually spoke in,—
“My humble home is much honoured, sir, by your presence in it.”
“Good morning,” said the admiral. “I have come to speak to you, sir,
rather seriously.”
“However abrupt this announcement may sound to me,” said Varney, “I
am quite sure I shall always hear, with the most profound respect,
whatever Admiral Bell may have to say.”
“There is no respect required,” said the admiral, “but only a little
attention.”
Sir Francis bowed in a stately manner, saying,—
“I shall be quite unhappy if you will not be seated, Admiral Bell.”
“Oh, never mind that, Sir Francis Varney, if you be Sir Francis Varney;
for you may be the devil himself, for all I know. My nephew, Charles
Holland, considers that, one way and another, he has a very tolerable
quarrel with you.”
“I much grieve to hear it.”
“Do you?”
“Believe me, I do. I am most scrupulous in what I say; and an assertion
that I am grieved, you may thoroughly and entirely depend upon.”
“Well, well, never mind that; Charles Holland is a young man just
entering into life. He loves a girl who is, I think, every way worthy
of him.”
“Oh, what a felicitous prospect!”
“Just hear me out, if you please.”
“With pleasure, sir—with pleasure.”
“Well, then, when a young, hot-headed fellow thinks he has a good
ground of quarrel with anybody, you will not be surprised at his
wanting to fight it out.”
“Not at all.”
“Well, then, to come to the point, my nephew, Charles Holland, has a
fancy for fighting with you.”
“Ah!”
“You take it d——d easy.”
“My dear sir, why should I be uneasy? He is not my nephew, you know.
I shall have no particular cause, beyond those feelings of common
compassion which I hope inhabit my breast as well as every one else’s.”
“What do you mean?”
“Why, he is a young man just, as you say, entering into life, and I
cannot help thinking it would be a pity to cut him off like a flower in
the bud, so very soon.”
“Oh, you make quite sure, then, of settling him, do you?”
“My dear sir, only consider; he might be very troublesome, indeed; you
know young men are hot-headed and troublesome. Even if I were only to
maim him, he might be a continual and never-ceasing annoyance to me. I
think I should be absolutely, in a manner of speaking, compelled to cut
him off.”
“The devil you do!”
“As you say, sir.”
“D—n your assurance, Mr. Vampyre, or whatever odd fish you may be.”
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