"I imagine that if literature is to reflect human life truly, it can
hardly be limited to the language of the drawing room."
"Then it should be banished from the drawing room," said Mrs.
Primrose, with severity.
Here several visitors appeared, and Morton presently took leave.
He was but a few rods from the door, when a quick step came behind
him.
"Hallo, colonel, where are you going at such a rate?"
Morton turned, and saw his classmate, Rosny.
"Why, Dick, I'm glad to see you."
"They tell me you're bound for Europe."
"Yes."
"Well, it's a good move. If a man has money, he had better enjoy it."
"I shall be driving out of town in an hour. Come and dine with me."
"Sorry, colonel, but it can't be done. I'm out on the stump in the
cause of democracy. Shall be off westward in two hours, and shake the
dust from my shoes against this nest of whiggery and old fogyism."
"Democracy is under the weather just now, Dick."
"Just now, I grant you. What with log cabins and hard cider, and
coons, the enlightened people are pretty well gammoned. But there's a
good time coming. Before you know it, democracy will be upon you again
like a load of bricks. Why, what can you expect of a party that will
take a coon for its emblem? I saw one chained up this morning in the
yard of Taft's tavern, a dirty, mean-looking beast, about half way
between a jackal and an owl. He looked uncommonly well in health, and
could puff out his fur as round as a muff. But, when you looked close,
there was nothing of him but skin and bone; exactly like the whig
party. He put up his nose, and smiled at me. I suppose--damn his
impudence--he took me for a whig. That coon is going into a decline.
It won't be long before he is taken by the tail and tossed over
Charles River bridge; and there he'll lie on the mud at low tide, for
a genuine emblem of the defunct whig party, and a solemn warning to
all coon worshippers."
"Let the whigs alone, Dick; and if you won't dine with me, come in
here and drink a glass of claret."
"That I'll do." And they went into the hotel accordingly.
As Rosny took up his glass, Morton observed a large old seal ring on
his finger.
"Do you call yourself a democrat, and yet always wear that ring of
yours?"
"Why, what's the matter with the ring?"
"Nothing, except that it is a badge of feudalism, aristocracy, and
every thing else abominable to your party."
"Pshaw, man. Look here: do you see that crest, cut in the stone? That
crest followed King Francis to Pavia, and when Henri Quatre charged at
Ivry, it wasn't far behind him. It is mine by right. It comes down to
me, straight as a bee line, through twenty generations. And do you
think I'm going to renounce my birthright? No, be gad!"
"I wouldn't. But what becomes of your democracy?"
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