"What's the matter! Why, there's a good deal the matter. There was a
young man in Philadelphy named Wilkins,--John Wilkins,--I've known him
ever sence he was knee high to a toad, and a likelier young feller
there isn't in the States. He was goin' on to make a right smart,
active, business man, too. Well, he was clerk in one of the biggest
drug concerns south of New York city,--Gooch and Scammony,--I tell
you, they do a tall business out west, and no mistake. No, _sir_,
Gooch and Scammony ain't hardly got their beat in the drug business
nowhere."
"But what about the clerk?"
"What about him? Why, that's just what I was going on to tell you.
Well, John, he had a little money laid up; so he thought he'd just
come out and see a bit of the world. Well, there was a German there at
Philadelphy who had to cut stick from the old country on account of
some political muss or other. John and he worn't on good terms;--it
was about a gal, John says. However, jest about the time John talked
of coming out to Europe, the German comes and makes it up, and
pretends to be friends again. 'John,' says he, 'I've got relations out
to Vienny, where I come from; first-rate, genteel folks; now,' says
he, 'perhaps you might like me to make you acquainted with 'em. They'd
do the handsome thing by you, and no mistake.' 'Well,' says John, 'I
don't mind if you do.' So the German gives him some letters; and, sure
enough, they treated him very civil; but the very next morning, before
he was out of bed, up comes the police, and carries him off to jail;
and that, I guess, would have been about the last we'd ever have seen
of John Wilkins, if, by the slimmest ghost of a chance, he hadn't got
word to our minister, and the minister blowed out so hard about it,
that they just let John go, and said they was very sorry, and it was
all a mistake, but he'd better make tracks out of Austria in double
quick time, because if he didn't, they didn't know as there was any
body there would undertake to be responsible for what might happen."
Here the orator's breath quite failed, and he coughed till his hatchet
face turned blue. Vinal reflected in silence.
"Wasn't he an Amerikin?" pursued the small man, "and didn't he have an
Amerikin passport in his pocket? I expect to go where I please, and
keep what company I please,--uh,--uh,--uh. I'm an Amerikin,--uh,--and
that's enough; and a considerable wide margin to
spare,--uh,--uh,--uh."
"But what evidence is there that the German had any thing to do with
the affair?"
"That's the deused part of the business. There ain't no evidence to
fix it on him."
"Were the letters he gave your friend sealed?"
"Not a bit of it. They was open, and read jest as fair as need be."
"Probably he was imprudent, and said something which compromised him.
Stone walls, you know, have ears in Austria."
"Well, I don't know."
"It is very easy for an American to get into trouble with the Austrian
government. There is a natural antipathy between them."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account