Arden came running into her husband's office breathlessly. She was
waving a sheet of paper and there was mingled anger and pleasure on her
face as she shoved the paper under Don's eyes and waggled it. "Look!"
she commanded.
"Stop fanning me with that," said Channing, "and let me see it if it's
so all-fired important."
"I'll murder 'em in cold blood," swore Arden.
Channing pried his wife's fingers apart and took the paper. He
read--and his eyes bulged with amused concern--
"Dear Characters:
When we were giving Venus Equilateral's advantages the up and down
a coupla years ago after the sudden and warranted departure of
Director Francis Burbank, we forgot one important item--a justice
of the peace.
So Christine and I are eloping in a time-honored fashion.
Neither of us have any desire to get wedded in the midst of a Roman
Holiday even though it does deprive a lot of guys the right to kiss
the bride.
You may give my Little Black Book to Jim Baler, Barney Carroll, and
Wes--and have Arden see that they divide 'em up proportionately.
Your ex-bachelor chum(p)
Walt.
PS: He chased me 'til I caught him--
Christine."
"Well," chuckled Don good-naturedly, "that's Our Walt. He never did do
anything the slow and easy way. Does Jim know?"
"I dunno, let's find him and ask."
They found Jim and Barney in Farrell's laboratory discussing the
theories of operating a gigantic matter-transmitter affair to excavate
sand from a cliff. Channing handed the note to Jim, who read it with a
half smile and handed it to Barney, who shared it with Wes while they
read it together. Jim said "I'm not surprised; Christine could have
been talked into wedlock--holy or unholy--by a mere wink from Walt."
"I hope she'll be kind to our little bucket-headed idiot," said Arden,
making to wipe tears with a large sheet of emery paper from Farrell's
workbench. "He's been slightly soft-skulled ever since he set eye on
that scheming hussy you have for a sister."
Barney shook his head sadly. "Poor guy."
"We ought to toast 'em even though they aren't here," suggested Farrell.
"A requiem toast."
"This," chuckled Don Channing, "is one mess that Walt will have to get
out of himself."
"Mess is it?" demanded Arden with a glint in her eye. "Come, husband, I
would have words with thee."
Don reached in his hip pocket. "Here," he said, "just take my
checkbook."
"I'd rather have words with you."
Don shook his head. "If I just give you the checkbook, you'll use it
reasonably sparing, all things feminine considered. But gawd help the
balance once you get to talking me into writing the check myself.
Besides, we're about to hear from the Thomas boys again. They're about
to land at Canalopsis."
"I'll wait," said Arden, settling on a tall stool and lighting a
cigarette.
It took about ten minutes, and then Freddie Thomas's voice came from
the speaker, loud and clear. "Well, we've landed. We're here. And where
are you?"
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