How extraordinary. There was no explosion. Everard hadn't--it seemed
incredible--noticed. His attention was so much fixed on what she was
doing with his cup, he was watching her so carefully lest she should
fill it a hair's-breadth fuller than he liked, that all he said to
Chesterton as she put the toast on the table was, 'Let this be a lesson
to you.' But there was no gusto in it; it was quite mechanical.
'Yes sir,' said Chesterton.
She waited.
He waved.
She went.
The door hadn't been shut an instant before Wemyss exclaimed, 'Why, if
that slovenly hussy hasn't forgotten----' And too much incensed to
continue he stared at the tea-tray.
'What? What?' asked Lucy startled, also staring at the tea-tray.
'Why, the sugar.'
'Oh, I'll call her back--she's only just gone----'
'Sit down, Lucy.'
'But she's just outside----'
'Sit _down_, I tell you.'
Lucy sat.
Then she remembered that neither she nor Everard ever had sugar in their
tea, so naturally there was no point in calling Chesterton back.
'Oh, of course,' she said, smiling nervously, for what with one thing
and another she was feeling shattered, 'how stupid of me. We don't want
sugar.'
Wemyss said nothing. He was studying his watch, timing Chesterton. Then
when the number of seconds needed to reach the kitchen had run out, he
got up and rang the bell.
In due course Lizzie appeared. It seemed that the rule was that this
particular bell should be answered by Lizzie.
'Chesterton,' said Wemyss.
In due course Chesterton appeared. She was less composed than when she
brought back the teapot, than when she brought back the toast. She tried
to hide it, but she was out of breath.
'Yes sir?' she said.
Wemyss took no notice, and went on drinking his tea.
Chesterton stood.
After a period of silence Lucy thought that perhaps it was expected of
her as mistress of the house to tell her about the sugar; but then as
they neither of them wanted any....
After a further period of silence, during which she anxiously debated
whether it was this that they were all waiting for, she thought that
perhaps Everard hadn't heard the parlourmaid come in; so she said--she
was ashamed to hear how timidly it came out--'Chesterton is here,
Everard.'
He took no notice, and went on eating bread and butter.
After a further period of anxious inward debate she concluded that it
must after all be expected of her, as mistress of the house, to talk of
the sugar; and the sugar was to be talked of not because they needed it
but on principle. But what a roundabout way; how fatiguing and
difficult. Why didn't Everard say what he wanted, instead of leaving her
to guess?
'I think----' she stammered, flushing, for she was now very timid
indeed, 'you've forgotten the sugar, Chesterton.'
'Will you not interfere!' exclaimed Wemyss very loud, putting down his
cup with a bang.
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