Some may wonder, when they hear what it was, why he never thought of it
before, and it is somewhat surprising, but by no means without
precedent. Artemus Ward has told us somewhere of a ferocious bandit who
was confined for sixteen years in solitary captivity, before the notion
of escape ever occurred to him. When it did, he opened the window and
got out.
Perhaps a similar passiveness on Mr. Bultitude's part was due to a very
natural and proper desire to do everything without scandal, and in a
legitimate manner; to march out, as it were, with the honours of war.
Perhaps it was simple dullness. The fact remains that it was not till
then that he saw a way of recovering his lost position, without the
disagreeable necessity of disclosing his position to anyone at Crichton
House.
He had still--thank Heaven--the five shillings he had given Dick. He had
not thrown them away with the other articles in his mad passion. Five
shillings was not much, but it was more than enough to pay for a
third-class fare to town. He had only to watch his opportunity, slip
away to the station, and be at home again, defying the usurper, before
anyone at Crichton House had discovered his absence.
He might go that very day, and the delight of this thought--the complete
reaction from blank despair to hope--was so intense that he could not
help rubbing his hands stealthily under the table, and chuckling with
glee at his own readiness of resource.
When we are most elated, however, there is always a counteracting agent
at hand to bring us down again to our proper level, or below it. The
Roman general in the triumph never really needed the slave in the
chariot to dash his spirits--he had his friends there already; the
guests at an Egyptian dinner must have brought their own skeletons.
There was a small flaxen-haired little boy sitting next to Mr.
Bultitude, seemingly a quite inoffensive being, who at this stage served
to sober him by furnishing another complication.
"Oh, I say, Bultitude," he piped shrilly in Paul's ear, "I forgot all
about it. Where's my rabbit?"
The unreasonable absurdity of such a question annoyed him excessively.
"Is this a time," he said reprovingly, "to talk of rabbits? Mind your
book, sir."
"Oh, I daresay," grumbled little Porter, the boy in question: "it's all
very well, but I want my rabbit."
"Hang it, sir," said Paul angrily, "do you suppose I'm sitting on it?"
"You promised to bring me back a rabbit," persisted Porter doggedly;
"you know you did, and it's a beastly shame. I mean to have that
rabbit, or know the reason why."
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