He tried to stammer out excuses. "It's extremely unfortunate," he said,
"but the fact is I'm not in a position to meet this--this sudden call
upon me. Some other day, perhaps----"
"None of your long words, now," growled Tipping. (Boys hate long words
as much as even a Saturday Reviewer.) "Why haven't you brought the
rabbits?"
"Yes," said Mr. Blinkhorn. "Why, having promised to bring the rabbits
with you, haven't you kept your word? You must be able to give some
explanation."
"Because," said Mr. Bultitude, wriggling with embarrassment, "I--that is
my father--found out that my young rascal of a son--I mean his young
rascal of a son (_me_, you know) was, contrary to my express orders,
keeping a couple of abominable rabbits in his bedroom, and a quantity of
filthy little white mice which he tried to train to climb up the
banisters. And I kept finding the brutes running about my bath-room,
and--well, of course, I put a stop to it; and--no, what am I saying?--my
father, of course, he put a stop to it; and, in point of fact, had them
all drowned in a pail of water."
It might be thought that he had an excellent opportunity here of avowing
himself, but there was the risk that Mr. Blinkhorn would disbelieve him,
and, with the boys, he felt that the truth would do anything but
increase his popularity. But dissembling fails sometimes outside the
copy-books, and Mr. Bultitude's rather blundering attempt at it only
landed him in worse difficulties.
There was a yell of rage and disappointment from the defrauded ones, who
had cherished a lingering hope that young Bultitude had those rabbits
somewhere, but (like Mr. Barkis and his wooden lemon) found himself
unable to part with them when the time came to fulfil his contract. And
as contempt is a frame of mind highly stimulating to one's self-esteem,
even those who had no personal interest in the matter joined in the
execrations with hearty goodwill and sympathy.
"Why did you let him do it? They were ours, not his. What right had your
governor to go and drown our rabbits, eh?" they cried wrathfully.
"What right?" said Paul. "Mustn't a man do as he pleases in his own
house, then? I--he was not obliged to see the house overrun with vermin,
I suppose?"
But this only made them angrier, and they resented his defence with
hoots, and groans, and hisses.
Mr. Blinkhorn meanwhile was pondering the affair conscientiously. At
last he said, "But you know the Doctor would never allow animals to be
kept in the school, if Bultitude had brought them. The whole thing is
against the rules, and I shall not interfere."
"Ah, but," said Chawner, "he promised them all to day-boarders. The
Doctor couldn't object to that, could he, sir?"
"True," said Mr. Blinkhorn, "true. I was not aware of that. Well then,
Bultitude, since you are prevented from performing what you promised to
do, I'm sure you won't object to do what is fair and right in the
matter?"
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