"It's true, Calhoun," said Fleming Stone. "I know it's all incredible,
but it's true. I couldn't believe it, myself, when Fibsy hinted it to
me--for it's his find--to him belongs all the credit--"
"Credit!" I groaned. "Credit for fastening this lie, this base
lie--oh, you are well named Fibsy!--on the best and loveliest woman
that ever lived! For it is a lie! Not a word of truth in it. A
distorted notion of a crazy brain! A--"
"Hold on, Calhoun," remonstrated Stone, and I dare say I was acting
like a madman. "Listen to the rest of this more quietly or take your
hat and go home."
Stone spoke firmly, but not angrily, and I sat still.
"Then, here's some more things," Fibsy continued. "I've gone over this
house with a eye that sees more'n Mr. Stone's lens, an' it don't
magnerfy, neither. I spotted a lot of stuff in the pantry and
storeroom. It's all stuff that keeps, you know; little jugs an' pots
of fine eatin'--imported table delicacies--that's what they call 'em.
Well, an' among 'em was lickures an' things like that. And boxes of
candied rose leaves an' salted nuts--oh, all them things. An' that's
why I wanted to go to dinner at Mrs. Schuyler's an' see if she liked
to eat those things. An' she did! She had the rose leaves an' she had
the kind o' lickure that's down in the pantry cupboard in this house.
An' she said it was her fav'rite, an' the old girls said she never
used to have those things when her husband was runnin' the house--an'
oh, dear, can't you see it all?"
"Yes, I see it," said Stone, but I still shook my head doggedly and
angrily.
"I don't see it!" I declared. "There's nothing to all this but a pipe
dream! Why shouldn't two women like _Eau de vie de Dantzic_ as a
liqueur? It's very fashionable--a sort of fad, just now."
"It ain't only this thing or that thing, Mr. Calhoun," said Fibsy,
earnestly. "It's the pilin' up of all 'em. An' I ain't through yet.
Here's another point. Miss Van Allen, she ain't got any pitchers of
nature views--no landscapes nor woodsy dells in this whole house. She
jest likes pitchers of people--pretty girls, an' old cavalier
gentlemen, an nymps, an' kiddy babies--but all human, you know. Now,
Mrs. Schuyler, _she_ don't care anythin' special for nature, neither.
I piped up about the beauty scenery out Westchester way an' over in
the park, an' it left her cold an' onintrusted. But she has portfolios
of world masterpieces, or whatever you call 'em, over to that house,
an' they're all figger pieces."
"And her writing desk," prompted Stone.
"Yessir, that checked up, too. You know, Mr. Calhoun, they ain't
nothin' more intim'tly pers'nal than a writin' desk. Well, Miss Van
Allen's has a certain make of pen, an' a certain number and kind of
pencils. An' Mrs. Schuyler, she uses the same identical styles an'
numbers."
"And notepaper, I suppose," I flung back, sarcastically.
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