Mizzi had a way of loosening their thick, high corsets and pulling them
down, thereby dropping those shelves of flesh from under their chins,
and with her cunningly-made brassières, those famous "Bustenhalter"
that reduced the mountains of fat, or at least distributed them towards
the back where the owners themselves couldn't see them, she was
especially successful. "Taktvoll kaschieren," tactfully conceal, was
what she modestly claimed to do with superfluous fat. Being inclined to
embonpoint herself, fostered by her love of the truly tempting sweet
dishes of her native land, yet having that smart, pleasing figure, she
could say confidently to the stoutest:
"I'm a good deal thicker than you are, and look at me!"
They looked at Mizzi in her impeccable loose black dress over her
snugly-worn corset and were both delighted and convinced. Mizzi's
business was inevitably destined to go from good to still better, just
as Hermann's was dwindling to those so begrudged office hours for the
very poor, now his only treasure.... His aunt Ilde, thought secretly
that Hermann must be greatly loved by his Creator to have been found
worthy of so many misfortunes.... He only occasionally took money
for his services and except for a few crowns spent in a certain café
sitting before his beer or his coffee, reading the newspaper, talking
to a chance acquaintance, or oftener just thinking, thinking, he
turned what little he did make back again, a pitiful drop, into the
river of black and fatal misery that flowed through his office.
Mizzi had something quite ruthless about her. Openly and cordially
disliking the poor in general and poor relatives in particular, the
last thing she would have thought of was having one of these latter
come to her regularly for a meal. But when Fanny sent old Maria to ask
if she could have Tante Ilde for dinner on Wednesday, or to choose
some other day if that wasn't convenient, though she had thought it a
monstrous nuisance, that day being no more convenient than any other of
the days of the week, she had said "Yes" in a voice gone quite white
from lack of enthusiasm. But, Fanny,--she couldn't afford to offend
Fanny....
The establishment once known as "Hermann's" was now known as "Mizzi's."
She had suggested his giving up his office and renting out the rooms to
Americans who would pay in dollars. They could make a "heathen money"
that way. But so strange, so terrifying was the look that had come into
his face that Mizzi for once had quailed before it. She hadn't felt
safe and anyway Fanny probably wouldn't have stood for it.
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