Frontier and pioneer life -- Indiana -- Fiction; Historical fiction
"Shucks, gal!" scoffed Zachariah. "What yo' all so skeert o'
lightnin' fo'? Why, good lan' o' Goshen, Ah hain't no mo' askeert
o' storms dan Ah is ob--ob YOU!" He chuckled rather timorously
after blurting out this inspired and (to him) audacious remark. To
his relief and astonishment, Hattie was not offended.
"Ah bet yo' all hain't see no setch thunderstorms as we has 'round
dis yere neck o' de woods," said she, with conviction. "Ah bet yo'
be skeert ef you--"
"Don' yo' talk to me, gal," boasted Zachariah. "Wuzzin Ah in de
wustest storm dis yere valley has seed sence dat ole Noah he climb up
in dat ole ark an' sez, 'Lan' sakes, Ah wonder ef Ah done gone an'
fergit anyt'ing.' Yes, MA'AM,--dat evenin' out to Marse Striker's--dat
wuz a storm, gal. Wuz Ah skeert? No, SUH! Ah stup right out in
de middle of it, lightnin' strikin' all 'round an' de thunder so
turrible Marse Kenneth an' ever'body ailse wuz awonderin' ef de
good Lord could hear 'em prayin' fo' mercy. Yas, suh--yas, SUH!
Dat's de gospel trufe. An' me right out dere in dat ole barnyard
doin' de chores fo' ole Mis' Striker. Marse Kenneth he stick his
haid out'n de winder an' yell, 'Zachariah, yo' come right in heah
dis minnit! Yo' heah me? Wha' yo' all doin' out dere in dat hell-fire
an' brimstone? Ah knows yo' is de bravest nigger in all dis world,
but fo' mah sake, Zachariah, won't yo' PLEASE come in?' Well, suh,
jes' den Ah happens to look up from what Ah wuz doin' an' sees a
streak o' lightnin' comin' straight to'ards de cabin. So Ah yells
fo' him to pull his haid in mighty quick, an' shore 'nuff he got
it in jes' in de nick o' time. Dat streak o' lightnin' went right
pass de winder an' hit de groun'. Den hit sort o' bounce up in de
air an' lep right over mah haid an' hitten a tree--"
"Wuz hit rainin' all dis time?"
"Rainin'? Mah lan', gal, course hit wuz rainin'," replied Zachariah,
somewhat testily. "Hitten a tree not more'n ten foot from where Ah
wuz--"
"Hain't yo' all got no sense at all, nigger?" demanded Hattie,
witheringly. "Don' yo' know 'nough to go in out'n de rain?"
Zachariah was flabbergasted. Here was a bolt from a supposedly clear
and tranquil sky; it flattened him out as no stroke of lightning
could ever have done. For once in his life he was rendered speechless.
Hattie, who had got religion on several unforgettable occasions and
was at this very time on the point of returning to the spiritual
fold which she had more or less secretly abandoned at the behest of
the flesh, regarded this as an excellent opportunity to re-establish
herself as a disciple of salvation.
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