Voltaire's Romances, Complete in One VolumeVoltaire
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Voltaire's Romances, Complete in One Volume
Voltaire
French fiction -- Translations into English
"What things are these? what service do these private chamberlains
render? what is the use of this cloak and sword? We will undertake
to say that they do not know themselves. Let us proceed. Then come
next a quarter-master major, a correspondent general of the post,
and one hundred and thirty fresh private chamberlains of the sword
and cloak! Oh! it is a labor to count them! Next come two hundred
and sixty-five honorary monsignori _extra urbem_, six honorary
chamberlains of the sword and cloak, then eight private chaplains.
What a number of _private_ affairs must the pope have? Then
eighty-one honorary chaplains _extra urbem_; then--but enough,
enough, enough!
"No! not enough for the pope. Then come two private monsignori of
the tonsure--still private!--then eighteen supernumeraries: two
adjutants of the chamber, a private steward--again private!--then
nineteen ushers, participants, and twenty-four supernumeraries.
Then--ah! there are no more. Let us cast up those we have named;
they amount only to a bagatelle of one thousand and twenty-five
persons! And take note, that there are not included in this list
the palatine administration, and the tribunal of the majordomo, the
Swiss guards, the gensdarmes, etc., etc.
"If it be difficult for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of
heaven, how shall he who inhabits the Vatican enter there?--who has
treasures of all sorts, money, precious gems, precious and
countless works of art, vessels of silver and gold, and who has on
his head not one crown but three? who causes himself to be borne on
the shoulders of men; who causes them to kiss his feet; who has
millions of income, and a thousand persons to attend upon him?
"There is, in fact, nothing to be compared with the effrontery with
which the Vatican enacts the comedy of poverty. Yes, it has reason
to believe still in miracles; it is an actual miracle which the
Roman court works, in drawing from the pockets of the poor the
obolus necessary to buy them bread, to spend it before their faces
in Sybaritic luxury, in a palace of _The Thousand and One Nights_.
On the day of Epiphany, the Jesuits sent to the Vatican some
hundreds of women and children of the Trastevere, to carry to the
pope a gift of money. The children to succor the poverty of the
pope, who consumes on himself and household enough to maintain a
whole city, gave him the money which they had received in gifts
from their parents, and the women of the Trastevere, the few pence
that they had laid aside for the needs of their families.
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