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Letitia was equally dismayed. "I declare I almost forget. Let me see:
The white broth was to be mixed with the mirepoix; the mirepoix was for
the _sauce Espagnole_; the _sauce Espagnole_ was for the _Perigueux
sauce_; the _Perigueux sauce_ was for the eggs _à la Meyerbeer_. We know
that, don't we? Well, for eggs _à la reine_. At present we know how to
make eggs _à la Meyerbeer_. To cook eggs _à la reine_, you proceed as
for eggs _à la Meyerbeer_, and then--"
"I don't think we'll have any, Letitia," I ventured. "Really, I believe
I can do without them. Anyway, they would be rather indigestible."
"Well, I _will_ know the end," she declared pluckily. "I hate to be
beaten. We know how to make eggs _à la Meyerbeer_. We know that, don't
we? Well, for the eggs _à la reine_, you make a garnishing of one ounce
of cooked chicken breast, one finely-shred, medium-sized truffle, and
six minced mushrooms. You moisten with half a pint of good _Allemande
sauce_, see No. 210. No, I won't see No. 210. You're right, Archie.
We'll do without the eggs _à la reine_. This recipe is like the House
That Jack Built, only much worse, for, you have to 'see' things all the
time. We'll have just plain, soft-boiled eggs."
"You might learn how to cook those, dear," I suggested timidly. "No,
Letitia, don't be vexed. There must be an art in it. We've had four
cooks, all unable to boil eggs. There must be a knack."
Letitia sighed, and shut up the cook-book. Eggs _à la reine_ seemed as
difficult as trigonometry, or conic sections, or differential
calculus--and much more expensive. Certainly, the eight giggling cooks
in the kitchen, now at the very height of their exhilaration, worried
themselves little about such concoctions. My nerves again began to play
pranks. The devilish pandemonium infuriated me. Letitia was tired and
wanted to go to bed. I was tired and hungry and disillusioned. It was
close upon midnight and the Swedish Thursday was about over. I thought
it unwise to allow them even an initial minute of Friday. When the clock
struck twelve, I marched majestically to the kitchen, threw open the
door, revealed the octette in the enjoyment of a mound of ice-cream and
a mountain of cake--that in my famished condition made my mouth
water--and announced in a severe, jet subdued tone, that the revel must
cease.
"You must go at once," I said, "I am going to shut up the house."
Then I withdrew and waited. There was a delay, during which a Babel of
tongues was let loose, and then Miss Lyberg's seven guests were heard
noisily leaving the house. Two minutes later, there was a knock at our
door and Miss Lyberg appeared, her eyes blazing, her face flushed and
the expression of the hunted antelope defiantly asserting that it would
never be brought to bay, on her perspiring features.
"You've insulted my guests!" she cried, in English as good as my own.
"I've had to turn them out of the house, and I've had about enough of
this place."
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