Cooks -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Housekeeping -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction
"I have a dreadful presentiment," observed Letitia, "that you will say
'I see her Finnish'! If you do, I could never endure her. I warn you,
Archie."
"As though I should perpetrate such a knock-kneed pun!" I exclaimed
indignantly. "Our experiences may have weakened me physically, but my
intellect is still unimpaired."
Olga arrived in the early morn whilst I was shaving. Letitia interviewed
her in the drawing-room, and I fondly hoped that my services would not
be needed. These cook-dialogues told upon my peace of mind, and I was
beginning to yearn for a chance to give myself, heart and soul, to my
affairs. I had finished shaving, and was admiring the velvety skin that
I had coaxed into prominence, when Letitia came bustling in, very
serious and important.
"Before I quite settle with Olga," she said, "I should so like you just
to take a look at her, Archie. Would you mind? At first sight I thought
her repulsive, but after looking at her fixedly, for a long time, I
discovered that she really had a kind face."
"I'll come in"--I sighed mournfully--"and investigate. Of course, dear,
good looks are not essential. She will not have to pose in the
drawing-room. In fact, we really are not obliged to look at her at all.
Personally, I think it would be soothing not to do so."
However, Letitia's views were not far-fetched. The Finnish lady was
repellent enough to gaze upon. She wore a cape and a loose, dingy
linsey-woolsey dress, and was so squat that her head looked like a knob,
to be taken on and off. In fact, the head seemed out of place and
unnecessary--almost as though she had borrowed somebody else's. She sat
by the window, with her hands folded upon her lap, and appeared to be
"taking solid comfort," as the saying is.
For one moment a strange idea--but no, I banished it immediately as
preposterous. Irrelevant though it may seem, perhaps this is the place
in which the reader might advantageously learn our ages. I have tried to
conceal them, hitherto, but youth--like murder--must out. I was
twenty-five; Letitia nineteen. These little details need not be
mentioned again. Their somewhat brusque interpolation at this late stage
seems necessary for a proper comprehension of what is to follow.
"You don't think she is too frightful?" whispered Letitia, as my eyes
were riveted upon the figureless figure. "Do, please, look at her face."
The face was rosy and amiable. It was not necessary to look very fixedly
at her to discover that. It was a vast improvement upon the acidulated
countenance of the late Miss Lyberg. I wondered if the strange idea that
I had banished so promptly could, by any chance, have occurred to
Letitia. I made a mental vow--a resolute inward swear--not to ask her.
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