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Whether it was the innate sympathy of anything O'Shaughnessy for New
York's finest, or whether Letitia's words acted as a stimulant to the
lady's artistic temperament, we shall never know, but at the mere
utterance of the word "policeman" Aunt Delia decided to quit her
recumbent position, and with a look of offended dignity, and Leonie's
assistance, she rose to her feet.
"I'd like to see the po-lees-man who'd touch me," she said in deep
contralto tones, with a lost chord in them. "Me for me bedstead, Leonie,
old gal. Come, give us a hand." Then, with a solemnity that some people
might consider humorous, she added, turning to Letitia: "Leonie's a
good girl, and a comfort--hic--to her old aunt. Sorry to trouble you.
Don't mention it. It's a pleasure. As my husband used to say--hang
him!--'_Pas de quoi. A votre service._' Well, we'll go now, and thank
you. So long, for a little while!"
Leonie, with an expression of spite on her face that was almost
withering, led away the Faubourg St. Germain's caterer. The fumes of
wine filled the room and I threw open the windows, heaving a sigh of
enjoyment as the fresh air reached us. Letitia's bravery appealed to me,
and I complimented her upon her plucky behavior. The reaction had now
set in and she was shivering apprehensively.
"I don't think I can stand any more of this, Archie," she said weakly.
"I--I've reached the limit. This scene was too degrading--too
abject--too incredibly vulgar!"
"They must leave the house in the morning!"
"In the morning!" she cried, aghast. "Why not now? I shouldn't feel safe
sleeping with them in the house. They might murder us, or each other."
"They won't murder us, dear," I said soothingly, "and if they choose to
murder each other--"
"The scandal would be too horrible. Archie, let us implore them to go
now. Let us offer them money to leave at once."
"Money!" I said bitterly. "I'm not made of it, my girl. I certainly
can't pay them to get out after having given them so much to come in.
They won't hurt us, you silly child. They are just a trifle
intoxicated."
"A _trifle_ intoxicated! How can you say such a thing? Oh, those red
garters--those terrible red garters--those bows--will be for ever in my
mind. I can never--never--look a red garter in the face again. A trifle
intoxicated! Why, it is in conditions like this that the worst crimes
are committed. Let us take the midnight train to Tarrytown."
"And leave them here to complete our ruin! No, Letitia. You have been a
brave girl throughout this episode. Just be brave for a bit longer.
To-morrow we shall see things differently. These women will sleep
quietly, and so shall we."
"I shan't. I couldn't to save my life. I should see red garters and
those awful odious legs. I should hear that laughter. I can't forget it.
O'Shaughnessy! Just think of it--the very name that I loathe, too. Aunt
Delia! Isn't it wicked, Archie? Isn't it cruel? Ha! ha! ha! ha! Oh, I
can't stand it. Ha! ha! ha! ha!"
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