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Letitia sat and wept on one chair. I took the other and closed my eyes
in rueful meditation. Before my mental vision a procession of our
destroyers passed mockingly. I saw Anna Carter, Mrs. Potzenheimer,
Birdie Miriam McCaffrey, Gerda Lyberg, Olga Allallami, Madame Hyacinthe
de Lyrolle, Leonie, Katie Smith, Rachel, and--could I ever forget that
wistful, winsome face?--Priscilla Perfoozle. They seemed to glare at me
revengefully, as though their aims had been accomplished, and their fell
projects crowned with success. Then they formed a ring around me and
danced in fiendish abandon. Each appeared to wear a badge on the left
side of her bodice, just over the heart, and I could read the legend,
"Death to the Home." The sight was ghastly. They grinned from ear to
ear, in precisely the same way, and I was surprised to notice that their
black dresses, heavily trimmed with crape, were precisely alike, as
though they were all members of some devilish sisterhood. I believe I
tried to open my eyes; my heart was beating wildly; I could feel the
perspiration streaming from my face; I heard myself groan.
"Archie!" cried Letitia, at my side. "What _is_ the matter? My poor boy,
you have been asleep, and you must have been dreaming--at this time of
day, too! Oh, you poor thing, you feel it all even more than I do. How
selfish I am, after all--thinking only of myself. It is wicked of me and
ungrateful. After all, what does anything really matter, as long as we
have each other--you and I--and our health and our strength, and"--with
a smile--"the price."
Her words fell sweetly upon my ear. It was good to know that I had been
nightmaring in the daytime, and that the fiendish sisterhood was
intangible.
"Cheer up, Archie," she went on, "we were both silly, gloomy things, and
there is no reason why we should feel so oppressed, is there? As you
say, it is this packing that has upset us. Packing is a horrid
institution, anyway, even when one is going away for pleasure. I always
feel sorry to leave any place, even if I hate it; don't you, Archie? I
guess that we are both alike, and that we weren't built for such an
unsentimental place as New York City."
"We've nearly finished the dining-room," said Sam, looking in upon us
suddenly, "and we'd like to bring a few of the things in here, if you
wouldn't mind stepping into the bedroom! Sorry to trouble you, mum!"
In a less remorseful frame of mind, we were driven to our little
bedroom, as yet untouched. Letitia made a brave effort to remain calm. I
could see that she was biting her lip, and I appreciated her
determination so thoroughly that I made up my mind to do all I could to
steer clear of further pathos. We sat on the bed.
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