It was quite patent to every one after this that Ivy’s objections to
Mr. Vane-Ffoulkes were a thing of the past. She accepted every votive
offering he brought her, skated with him at every available opportunity,
and listened in the most flattering way to his extremely vapid talk.
For each inch she granted him he was ready enough to seize an ell, and
Macneillie who had no confidence at all in the character of his wealthy
amateur, soon saw that things must be promptly checked.
“My dear,” he said one day to Evereld when their stay at Marden-town was
drawing to a close. “I wish you would somehow contrive to give Ivy Grant
a hint; she is going on very foolishly with Mr. Vane-Ffoulkes, and it is
quite impossible that she can really have any regard for him.”
“I can’t manage to get hold of her,” said Evereld sighing. “She won’t
come here and see me, but always makes some excuse.”
“Well, I shall get rid of Mr. Vane-Ffoulkes then,” said Macneillie. “He
has been an insufferable nuisance ever since he came. Would you believe
it--he actually had the presumption to grumble because Ralph was to
play Hamlet! I believe he seriously thinks he would do it much better
himself! The conceit of that fellow beats everything I ever knew.
You should have seen his face when he found that he was cast for
Rosencrantz! It was a picture!”
“I never can understand why you yourself don’t play Hamlet,” said
Evereld. “You would do it splendidly.”
“Ralph understands,” said Macneillie a shade crossing his face. “He will
tell you why it is.”
There was silence for some minutes. Then, as though shaking himself free
from thoughts he did not wish to dwell upon, Macneillie began to pace
the room and to consider how best to rid the company of the undesirable
presence of the Honorable Bertie.
“I have it!” he exclaimed,--suddenly bursting into a fit of laughter.
“Great Scott! That will be the very thing!” he rubbed his hands with
keen satisfaction, chuckling to himself in high glee over the thought
of the fun he anticipated. “Come to the theatre to-night, my dear, and I
will treat you to a new transformation scene which, if I’m not mistaken,
will bring down the house. But mind, not a word of it to any one
beforehand.”
It was not only his fellow actors who objected to the Honorable Bertie,
he was detested by the stage carpenters and scene shifters, not so much
because of his conceit as because he had an objectionable habit of being
always in the way. For the past week they had been giving a play in
which he took the part of a dragoon guard and though the insignificance
of the character chafed him sorely, he found some consolation in the
knowledge that in uniform he presented a really splendid appearance.
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