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Mrs. Noxon turned from them to the dispersing nymphs of Miss Silsby's
troupe. The nymphs were dressed in the fashion of 916 B.C. They also
were laughing and snickering, as they sauntered toward the clump of
trees and shrubs which masked their dressing-tent. One of them was
not laughing--Kedzie. She was slinking along in wet clothes and doused
pride. The beautiful wrap that Mrs. Charity Cheever had flung about her
she had let fall and drag in a damp mess.
Mrs. Noxon was tempted to hobble after Kedzie and smack her for her
outrageous mishap. But she could not afford the luxury. She must laugh
with her guests. She marched after them to take her medicine of raillery
more or less concealed as they went to look at the other sideshows and
permit themselves to be robbed handsomely for charity.
Kedzie was afraid to meet Miss Silsby, but there was no escape. The
moment the shrubs closed behind her she fell into the ambush. Miss
Silsby was shrill with rage and scarlet in the face. She swore, and she
looked as if she would scratch.
“You miserable little fool!” she began. “You ought to be whipped within
an inch of your life. You have ruined me! It was the biggest chance of
my career. I should have been a made woman if it hadn't been for you.
Now I shall be the joke of the world!”
“Please, Miss Silsby,” Kedzie protested, “if you please, Miss Silsby--I
didn't mean to fall into the water. I'm as sorry as I can be.”
“What good does it do me for you to be sorry? I'm the one to be sorry. I
should think you would have had more sense than to do such a thing!”
“How could I help it, dog on it!” Kedzie retorted, her anger
recrudescent.
“Help it? Are you a dancer or are you a cow?”
Kedzie quivered as if she had been lashed. She struck back with her best
Nimrim repartee, “You're a nice one to call me a cow, you big, fat, old
lummox!”
Miss Silsby fairly mooed at this.
“You--you insolent little rat, you! You--oh, you--you! I'll never let
you dance for me again--never!”
“I'd better resign, then, I suppose,” said Kedzie.
“Resign? How dare you resign! You're fired! That's how you'll resign.
You're fired! The impudence of her! She turns my life-work into a
laughing-stock and then says she'd better resign!”
“How about to-night?” Kedzie put in, dazed.
“Never you mind about to-night. I'll get along without you if I have to
dance myself.”
The other nymphs shook under this, like corn-stalks in a wind.
But Kedzie was a statuette of pathos. She stood cowering barelegged
before Miss Silsby, fully clothed in everything but her right mind.
There was nothing Grecian about Miss Silsby except the Medusa glare, and
that turned Kedzie into stone. She finished her tirade by thrusting some
money into Kedzie's hand and clamoring:
“Get into your clothes and get out of my sight.”
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