New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“As we ought to be!”
“Why, Tommie Gilfoyle!”
And now he was committed. As when he wrote poetry the grappling-hooks of
rhyme dragged him into statements he had not dreamed of at the start and
was afraid of at the finish--so now he stumbled into a proposal he could
not clamber out of. He must flounder through.
The idea was so deliriously unexpected, so fascinatingly novel to
Kedzie, that she fell in love with it. Immediately she would rather have
died than remain unmarried to Tommie Gilfoyle.
But there were difficulties.
CHAPTER II
In the good old idyllic days it had been possible for romantic youth to
get married as easily as to get dinner--and as hard to get unmarried as
to get wings. Couples who spooned too long at seaside resorts and
missed the last train home could wake up a preacher and be united in
indissoluble bonds of holy matrimony for two dollars. The preachers
of that day slept light, in order to save the reputations of foolish
virgins.
But now a greedy and impertinent civil government had stepped in and
sacrilegiously insisted on having a license bought and paid for before
the Church could officiate. And the license bureau was not open all
night, as it should have been.
Kedzie knew nothing of this, but Gilfoyle was informed. Theoretically he
believed that marriage should be rendered impossible and divorce
easy. But he could no more have proposed an informal alliance with his
precious Kedzie than he could have wished that his mother had made one
with his father. His mother and father had eloped and been married by a
sleepy preacher, but that was poetic and picturesque, seeing that they
did not fail to wake the preacher. Gilfoyle's reverence for Kedzie
demanded at least as much sanctity about his union with her.
It is curious how habits complicate life. Here were two people whom
it would greatly inconvenience to separate. Yet just because it was a
custom to close the license bureau in the late afternoon they must wait
half a night while the license clerk slept and snored, or played cards
or read detective stories or did whatever license clerks do between
midnight and office hours. And just because people habitually crawl
into bed and sleep between midnight and forenoon, these two lovers were
already finding it hard to keep awake in spite of all their exaltation.
They simply must sleep. Romance could wait.
Gilfoyle knew that there were places enough where Kedzie and he could go
and have no questions asked except, “Have you got baggage, or will you
pay in advance?” But he would not take his Kedzie to any such place, any
more than he would leave a chalice in a saloon for safe-keeping.
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