New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
There was a throng ahead of them--brides, grooms, parents, and witnesses
of various nationalities. All of them looked shabby and common, even to
Kedzie in her humility. All over the world couples were mating, as the
birds and animals and flowers and chemicals mate in their seasons. The
human pairs advertised their union by numberless rites of numberless
religions and non-religions. The presence or absence of rite or its
nature seemed to make little difference in the prosperity of the
emulsion. The presence or absence of romance seemed to make little
difference, either. But it seemed to be generally agreed upon as a
policy around the world that marriage should be made exceedingly easy,
and unmarriage exceedingly difficult. In recruiting armies the same plan
is observed; every encouragement is offered to enlist; one has only to
step in off the street and enlist. But getting free! That is not the
object of the recruiting business.
Gilfoyle and Kedzie had to wait their turns before they could reach a
window. Then they had a cross-examination to face.
Kedzie giggled a good deal, and she leaned softly against the hard
shoulder of Gilfoyle while the clerk quizzed him as to his full name,
color, residence, age, occupation, birthplace, the name of his father
and mother and the country of their birth, and the number of his
previous marriages.
She grew abruptly solemn when the clerk looked at her for answers to the
same questions on her part; for she realized that she was expected
to tell her real name and her parents' real names. She would have to
confess to Tommie that she had deceived him and cheated him out of a
beautiful poem. Had he known the truth he would never have written:
Pretty maid, pretty maid, may I call you Kedzie?
Your last name is Thropp, but your first name is--
Nothing rhymed with _Kedzie_.
While she gaped, wordless, Gilfoyle magnificently spoke for her, proudly
informed the clerk that her name was “Anita Adair,” that she was white
(he nearly said “pink”), that her age was--he had to ask that, and she
told him nineteen. He gave her residence as New York and her occupation
as “none.”
“What is your father's first name, honey?” he said, a little startled to
realize how little he knew of her or her past. She had learned much news
of him, too, in hearing his own answers.
“Adna,” she whispered, and he told the clerk that her father's name was
Adna Adair. She told the truth about her mother's maiden name. She could
afford to do that, and she could honestly aver that she had never had
any husband or husbands “up to yet,” and that she had not been divorced
“so far.” Also both declared that they knew of no legal impediment to
their marriage. There are so few legal impediments to marriage, and so
many to the untying of the knot into which almost anybody can tie almost
anybody!
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