English drama -- 17th century; English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Fres._ Yes, sir, when I have recovered my spirits. My memory is almost
frighted from me.--Oh, so, so, so!--Why, sir, as I came along the
street, sir--this same gentleman came stumbling after me and trod o'
my heel.--I cried O. Do you cry, sirrah? says he. Let me see your heel;
if it be not hurt I'll make you cry for something. So he claps my head
between his legs and pulls off my shoe. I having shifted no socks in
a sen'night, the gentleman cried foh! and said my feet were base and
cowardly feet, they stunk for fear. Then he knocked my shoe about my
pate, and I cried O once more. In the meantime comes a shag-haired dog
by, and rubs against his shins. The gentleman took the dog in shag-hair
to be some watchman in a rug gown, and swore he would hang me up at the
next door with my lanthorn in my hand, that passengers might see their
way as they went, without rubbing against gentlemen's shins. So, for
want of a cord, he took his own garters off, and as he was going to
make a noose, I watched my time and ran away. And as I ran, indeed I
bid him hang himself in his own garters. So he, in choler, pursued me
hither, as you see.
_Bel._ Why, this savours of distraction.
_Lev._ Of mere distraction.
_Fres._ Howsover it savours, I am sure it smells like a lie. [_Aside._
_Bel._ Thou may'st go forth at the back door, honest fellow; the way is
private and safe.
_Fres._ So it had need, for your fore-door here is both common and
dangerous. [_Exit_ BELFOREST.
_Lev._ Good night, honest Fresco.
_Fres._ Good night, madam. If you get me kissing o' ladies
again!--[_Exit._
_Lev._ This falls out handsomely.
But yet the matter does not well succeed,
Till I have brought it to the very deed. [_Exit._
SCENE VI.--_A Camp._
_Enter_ CHARLEMONT _in arms, a_ Musketeer, _and a_ Serjeant.
_Charl._ Serjeant, what hour o' the night is't?
_Serj._ About one.
_Charl._ I would you would relieve me, for I am
So heavy that I shall ha' much ado
To stand out my perdu. [_Thunder and lightning._
_Serj._ I'll e'en but walk
The round, sir, and then presently return.
_Sol._ For God's sake, serjeant, relieve me. Above five hours together
in so foul a stormy night as this!
_Serj._ Why 'tis a music, soldier. Heaven and earth are now in consort,
when the thunder and the cannon play one to another. [_Exit_ Serjeant.
_Charl._ I know not why I should be thus inclined
To sleep. I feel my disposition pressed
With a necessity of heaviness.
Soldier, if thou hast any better eyes,
I prithee wake me when the serjeant comes.
_Sol._ Sir, 'tis so dark and stormy that I shall
Scarce either see or hear him, ere he comes
Upon me.
_Charl._ I cannot force myself to wake.--[_Sleeps._
_Enter the_ Ghost _of_ MONTFERRERS.
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