English drama -- 17th century; English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_1st Judge._ That worthy attribute of gentry which
Your habit draws from ignorant respect
Your name deserves not, nor yourself the name
Of woman, since you are the poison that
Infects the honour of all womanhood.
_Cata._ My lord, I am a gentlewoman; yet
I must confess my poverty compels
My life to a condition lower than
My birth or breeding.
_2nd Judge._ Tush, we know your birth.
_1st Judge._ But, under colour to profess the sale
Of tires and toys for gentlewomen's pride,
You draw a frequentation of men's wives
To your licentious house, and there abuse
Their husbands.--
_Fres._ Good my lord, her rent is great.
The good gentlewoman has no other thing
To live by but her lodgings. So she's forced
To let her fore-rooms out to others, and
Herself contented to lie backwards.
_2nd Judge._ So.
_1st Judge._ Here is no evidence accuses you
For accessories to the murder, yet
Since from the spring of lust, which you preserved
And nourished, ran the effusion of that blood,
Your punishment shall come as near to death
As life can bear it. Law cannot inflict
Too much severity upon the cause
Of such abhorred effects.
_2nd Judge._ Receive your sentence.
Your goods (since they were gotten by that means
Which brings diseases) shall be turned to the use
Of hospitals. You carted through the streets
According to the common shame of strumpets,
Your bodies whipped, till with the loss of blood
You faint under the hand of punishment.
Then that the necessary force of want
May not provoke you to your former life,
You shall be set to painful labour, whose
Penurious gains shall only give you food
To hold up Nature, mortify your flesh,
And make you fit for a repentant end.
_All._ O good my lord!
_1st Judge._ No more. Away with 'em. [_Exeunt_ CATAPLASMA, SOQUETTE,
_and_ FRESCO.
_Enter_ LANGUEBEAU SNUFFE.
_2nd Judge._ Now, Monsieur Snuffe! A man of your profession
Found in a place of such impiety!
_Lang._ I grant you. The place is full of impurity. So much the more
need of instruction and reformation. The purpose that carried me
thither was with the spirit of conversion to purify their uncleanness,
and I hope your lordship will say the law cannot take hold o' me for
that.
_1st Judge._ No, sir, it cannot; but yet give me leave
To tell you that I hold your wary answer
Rather premeditated for excuse
Then spoken out of a religious purpose.
Where took you your degrees of scholarship?
_Lang._ I am no scholar, my lord. To speak the sincere truth, I am
Snuffe the tallow-chandler.
_2nd Judge._ How comes your habits to be altered thus?
_Lang._ My Lord Belforest, taking a delight in the cleanness of my
conversation, withdrew me from that unclean life and put me in a
garment fit for his society, and my present profession.
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