English drama -- 17th century; English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
She has kept touch hitherto: be merry, merry,
Advance thee, O thou terror to fat folks,
To have their costly three-piled flesh worn off
As bare as this; for banquets, ease, and laughter
Can make great men, as greatness goes by clay;
But wise men little are more great than they.
_Enter_ HIPPOLITO.
_Hip_. Still sighing o'er death's vizard?
_Ven._ Brother, welcome!
What comfort bring'st thou? how go things at court?
_Hip._ In silk and silver, brother: never braver.
_Ven._ Pooh!
Thou play'st upon my meaning. Prythee, say,
Has that bald madam, Opportunity,
Yet thought upon's? speak, are we happy yet?
Thy wrongs and mine are for one scabbard fit.
_Hip._ It may prove happiness.
_Ven._ What is't may prove?
Give me to taste.
_Hip._ Give me your hearing, then.
You know my place at court?
_Ven._ Ay, the duke's chamber!
But 'tis a marvel thou'rt not turned out yet!
_Hip._ Faith, I've been shoved at; but 'twas still my hap
To hold by the duchess' skirt: you guess at that:
Whom such a coat keeps up, can ne'er fall flat.
But to the purpose--
Last evening, predecessor unto this,
The duke's son warily inquired for me,
Whose pleasure I attended: he began
By policy to open and unhusk me
About the time and common rumour:
But I had so much wit to keep my thoughts
Up in their built houses; yet afforded him
An idle satisfaction without danger.
But the whole aim and scope of his intent
Ended in this: conjuring me in private
To seek some strange-digested fellow forth,
Of ill-contented nature; either disgraced
In former times, or by new grooms displaced,
Since his step-mother's nuptials; such a blood,
A man that were for evil only good--
To give you the true word, some base-coined pander.
_Ven._ I reach you; for I know his heat is such,
Were there as many concubines as ladies,
He would not be contained; he must fly out.
I wonder how ill-featured, vile-proportioned,
That one should be, if she were made for woman,
Whom, at the insurrection of his lust,
He would refuse for once. Heart! I think none.
Next to a skull, though more unsound than one,
Each face he meets he strongly doats upon.
_Hip._ Brother, y' have truly spoke him.
He knows not you, but I will swear you know him.
_Ven._ And therefore I'll put on that knave for once,
And be a right man then, a man o' the time;
For to be honest is not to be i' the world,
Brother, I'll be that strange-composèd fellow.
_Hip._ And I'll prefer you, brother.
_Ven._ Go to, then:
The smallest advantage fattens wronged men:
It may point but occasion; if I meet her,
I'll hold her by the foretop fast enough;
Or, like the French mole,[183] heave up hair and all.
I have a habit that will fit it quaintly.
Here comes our mother.
_Hip._ And sister.
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