English drama -- 17th century; English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Card._ We are to part from you; and your own discretion
Must now be your director.
_Ferd._ You are a widow:
You know already what man is; and therefore
Let not youth, high promotion, eloquence--
_Card._ No,
Nor any thing without the addition, honour,
Sway your high blood.
_Ferd._ Marry! they are most luxurious[108]
Will wed twice.
_Card._ O, fie!
_Ferd._ Their livers are more spotted
Than Laban's sheep.
_Duch._ Diamonds are of most value,
They say, that have passed through most jewellers' hands.
_Ferd._ Whores by that rule are precious.
_Duch._ Will you hear me?
I'll never marry.
_Card._ So most widows say;
But commonly that motion lasts no longer
Than the turning of an hour-glass: the funeral sermon
And it end both together.
_Ferd._ Now hear me:
You live in a rank pasture, here, i' the court;
There is a kind of honey-dew that's deadly;
'Twill poison your fame; look to't: be not cunning;
For they whose faces do belie their hearts
Are witches ere they arrive at twenty years,
Ay, and give the devil suck.
_Duch._ This is terrible good counsel.
_Ferd._ Hypocrisy is woven of a fine small thread,
Subtler than Vulcan's engine:[109] yet, believe't,
Your darkest actions, nay, your privat'st thoughts,
Will come to light.
_Card._ You may flatter yourself,
And take your own choice; privately be married
Under the eves of night--
_Ferd._ Think't the best voyage
That e'er you made; like the irregular crab,
Which, though't goes backward, thinks that it goes right
Because it goes its own way; but observe,
Such weddings may more properly be said
To be executed than celebrated.
_Card._ The marriage night
Is the entrance into some prison.
_Ferd._ And those joys,
Those lustful pleasures, are like heavy sleeps
Which do fore-run man's mischief.
_Card._ Fare you well.
Wisdom begins at the end: remember it. [_Exit._
_Duch._ I think this speech between you both was studied,
It came so roundly off.
_Ferd._ You are my sister;
This was my father's poinard, do you see?
I'd be loth to see't look rusty, 'cause 'twas his.
I would have you give o'er these chargeable revels:
A visor and a mask are whispering-rooms
That were never built for goodness;--fare ye well;--
And women like that part which, like the lamprey,
Hath never a bone in't.
_Duch._ Fie, sir!
_Ferd._ Nay,
I mean the tongue; variety of courtship:
What cannot a neat knave with a smooth tale
Make a woman believe? Farewell, lusty widow.
[_Exit._
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