England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
They were travelling in a direction that was enlivened by no modern
current of traffic, the place of Darton’s pilgrimage being an
old-fashioned village—one of the Hintocks (several villages of that
name, with a distinctive prefix or affix, lying thereabout)—where the
people make the best cider and cider-wine in all Wessex, and where the
dunghills smell of pomace instead of stable refuse as elsewhere. The
lane was sometimes so narrow that the brambles of the hedge, which hung
forward like anglers’ rods over a stream, scratched their hats and
curry-combed their whiskers as they passed. Yet this neglected lane had
been a highway to Queen Elizabeth’s subjects and the cavalcades of the
past. Its day was over now, and its history as a national artery done
for ever.
‘Why I have decided to marry her,’ resumed Darton (in a measured
musical voice of confidence which revealed a good deal of his
composition), as he glanced round to see that the lad was not too near,
‘is not only that I like her, but that I can do no better, even from a
fairly practical point of view. That I might ha’ looked higher is
possibly true, though it is really all nonsense. I have had experience
enough in looking above me. “No more superior women for me,” said I—you
know when. Sally is a comely, independent, simple character, with no
make-up about her, who’ll think me as much a superior to her as I used
to think—you know who I mean—was to me.’
‘Ay,’ said Johns. ‘However, I shouldn’t call Sally Hall simple.
Primary, because no Sally is; secondary, because if some could be, this
one wouldn’t. ’Tis a wrong denomination to apply to a woman, Charles,
and affects me, as your best man, like cold water. ’Tis like
recommending a stage play by saying there’s neither murder, villainy,
nor harm of any sort in it, when that’s what you’ve paid your
half-crown to see.’
‘Well; may your opinion do you good. Mine’s a different one.’ And
turning the conversation from the philosophical to the practical,
Darton expressed a hope that the said Sally had received what he’d sent
on by the carrier that day.
Johns wanted to know what that was.
‘It is a dress,’ said Darton. ‘Not exactly a wedding-dress; though she
may use it as one if she likes. It is rather serviceable than
showy—suitable for the winter weather.’
‘Good,’ said Johns. ‘Serviceable is a wise word in a bridegroom. I
commend ye, Charles.’
‘For,’ said Darton, ‘why should a woman dress up like a rope-dancer
because she’s going to do the most solemn deed of her life except
dying?’
‘Faith, why? But she will, because she will, I suppose,’ said Dairyman
Johns.
‘H’m,’ said Darton.
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