England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
There was never such a tremendous sniffing known as that which took
place in Nether-Moynton parish and its vicinity this day. All was done
methodically, and mostly on hands and knees. At different hours of the
day they had different plans. From daybreak to breakfast-time the
officers used their sense of smell in a direct and straightforward
manner only, pausing nowhere but at such places as the tubs might be
supposed to be secreted in at that very moment, pending their removal
on the following night. Among the places tested and examined were
Hollow trees Cupboards Culverts
Potato-graves Clock-cases Hedgerows
Fuel-houses Chimney-flues Faggot-ricks
Bedrooms Rainwater-butts Haystacks
Apple-lofts Pigsties Coppers and ovens.
After breakfast they recommenced with renewed vigour, taking a new
line; that is to say, directing their attention to clothes that might
be supposed to have come in contact with the tubs in their removal from
the shore, such garments being usually tainted with the spirit, owing
to its oozing between the staves. They now sniffed at—
Smock-frocks Smiths’ and shoemakers’ aprons Old shirts and
waistcoats Knee-naps and hedging-gloves Coats and hats Tarpaulins
Breeches and leggings Market-cloaks Women’s shawls and
gowns Scarecrows
And as soon as the mid-day meal was over, they pushed their search into
places where the spirits might have been thrown away in alarm:-
Horse-ponds Mixens Sinks in yards Stable-drains Wet
ditches Road-scrapings, and Cinder-heaps Cesspools Back-door
gutters.
But still these indefatigable excisemen discovered nothing more than
the original tell-tale smell in the road opposite Lizzy’s house, which
even yet had not passed off.
‘I’ll tell ye what it is, men,’ said Latimer, about three o’clock in
the afternoon, ‘we must begin over again. Find them tubs I will.’
The men, who had been hired for the day, looked at their hands and
knees, muddy with creeping on all fours so frequently, and rubbed their
noses, as if they had almost had enough of it; for the quantity of bad
air which had passed into each one’s nostril had rendered it nearly as
insensible as a flue. However, after a moment’s hesitation, they
prepared to start anew, except three, whose power of smell had quite
succumbed under the excessive wear and tear of the day.
By this time not a male villager was to be seen in the parish. Owlett
was not at his mill, the farmers were not in their fields, the parson
was not in his garden, the smith had left his forge, and the
wheelwright’s shop was silent.
‘Where the divil are the folk gone?’ said Latimer, waking up to the
fact of their absence, and looking round. ‘I’ll have ’em up for this!
Why don’t they come and help us? There’s not a man about the place but
the Methodist parson, and he’s an old woman. I demand assistance in the
king’s name!’
‘We must find the jineral public afore we can demand that,’ said his
lieutenant.
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