Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old VirginiaEggleston, George Cary
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Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old Virginia
Eggleston, George Cary
Virginia -- Fiction
"No. Yous is to be as meek as Moses, an' ax questions, jest as ef you
was doubtful like an' a seekin' information. But you ain't to ax
William Wilberforce Webb none o' the questions, 'cause he mout answer
'em an' spile the game. 'Tain't answers we want, but effec's. You is to
ax everybody you see, what that feller's wagon-load o' name means. An'
you's to wonder, jest curious like whar he got it to tote round. An'
then you can sort o' explain your curiosity by sayin' you's heard
somewhere's as how William Wilberforce is one o' the biggest
abolitionists, an' wonder whether Webb is his nephew or his son, an' if
Webb ain't maybe a abolitionist in disguise, a tryin' to git into the
Legislatur. Ef anybody answers your questions an' tries to explain, you
can jest say, 'Well, I dunno nothin' 'bout it, only it looks sort o'
'spicious like,' an' go away an' hunt up another crowd. You know how to
do a sneakin' thing like that, Edgar, better'n anybody I ever seen, an'
the men I's named fer your feller sinners ain't no slouches at that
sort o' thing nuther. You's got no call to argify or say anything as
anybody can pick up. You-all's business is jest to ax questions, raise
suspicions an' make impressions."
She chuckled as Edgar winked at her in token of complete comprehension,
and as she did so she muttered:
"That feller's name'll be the death of him yit."
Then she added:
"Now you can have another pull at the apple jack, Edgar, an' then you
must be off, fer they's a big Webb gatherin' 'pinted fer to-morrer over
at Olivet church, an' I want all you fellers to be thar."
"Wait a minute, Judy," said the hulking mountaineer as he unlimbered
his legs and sat upright in his chair. "I's got a message fer you from
Dr. Carley Farnsworth."
"Why didn't you tell me that fust off?" asked Judy almost angrily.
"'Cause 'twouldn't 'a' been polite, like, tell you was done speakin'.
'Ladies fust' is my motto."
"All right. Limber up your tongue an' tell me what 'tis."
"Well, he says he'll cover all expenses, but you is to give a very
select--them was his words--a _very select_ Brunswick Stew here next
Saturday an' let him bring up a wagon-load o' folks from down below. He
says it'll do more'n the 'lection itself for Westover in the way you
an' him is a-thinkin' of. I didn't ax him what he meant by that, 'cause
he seemed to think you'd know all about it. Oh, he said you must be
sure to send a partic'lar invite to Westover. He's to speak over at Cob
Station Friday."
Judy received the message placidly, and, without comment upon it,
hurried Edgar Coffey away on his mission.
"Well," she said to herself presently, "Carley Farnsworth ain't no
fool; but I'd give somethin' purty to know how he expects me to make a
Brunswick Stew this late in the fall when they ain't a tomato or a ear
o' green corn left alive in all the land."
Then suddenly she called for her three sons, Daniel Webster, Henry
Clay, and Theonidas, who happened to be at home at the time.
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