Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old VirginiaEggleston, George Cary
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Westover of Wanalah: A story of love and life in Old Virginia
Eggleston, George Cary
Virginia -- Fiction
"Thank you for the compliment, Judy," said Farnsworth, interrupting.
"They ain't no compliment to thank anybody for," she replied. "They
ain't never no compliments a flyin' about when Judy Peters is mixed up
in the talk; or ef they is they's purty apt to git holes punched in
'em. Ef I thought you was a palaverin' liar, Carley, I'd tell you so
straight out. Ef I thought you was a feller what would say one thing
an' do another, you'd hear that opinion from Judy Peters's lips, an'
what's more you wouldn't hear none o' the things I axed you to come up
here to hear about. Now le's git down to business, as the feller said
when the sheriff was slow about a hangin' of him. You see, Carley, Boyd
Westover's had a shakin' up, an' he ain't right in his sperits. He's
got a notion into his head that folks is down on him an' all that.
S'long as he's up there a huntin' an' fishin' an' listenin' to
Theonidas's yarns an' sleepin' tight he's all right. But that notion
'bout folks a bein' down on him is still a stickin' in his mind, like
mutton gravy sticks in the roof of your mouth, an' you an' me's got to
cure him of it. I's already laid out plans, an' ef you're game to help
me, we'll rub that thing off'n his slate."
"I'm game to help you, Judy, in any way you like. You may bet all the
apple brandy you've got on that."
"Is that a hint, like? Does you want another nip? 'Cause ef you do,
it'll be here quicker'n lightnin'."
"No, Judy. I don't want another dram, and I never indulge in hints,
especially with a straightforward person like you. If I wanted a drink
I'd tell you so, but in fact I hardly ever taste liquor of any sort,
and that toddy you gave me was the first I've sipped in a year or more."
"Yes, it's curious, but they's a good many young men nowadays as don't
take to their drams natural like. I s'pose it's all right, but I don't
understand it. Anyhow, that's no matter. As I was a sayin', Boyd
Westover's got that notion in his head 'bout folks a bein' down on him,
an' it'll come back to him when the snow drives him down out'n the
mountings. Now the way to cure him of it's to git him 'lected to
somethin', an' I's got the somethin' picked out. When he fin's as folks
has voted for him agin t'other feller, he jes' naturally can't go on a
thinkin' folks is down on him. See?"
"Yes, I see that, and your idea is a good one, Judy, if we can get him
to run for some office."
"Git him to run? We won't ax him. We'll jes' run him ourselves, an'
we'll 'lect him too, ef the big figgers tops the little ones as I's
always seed 'em do in a 'lection count."
Judy was apt to be confident in her predictions, chiefly for the reason
that she never made a prediction till she knew all the facts that might
bear in any way upon its fulfilment.
"That's what I wanted to see you about, Carley. This is the way of it.
You kin help, an' I'm a bettin' my fingers agin fishhooks you'll do it."
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