Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
We left tracks in three states that day, the Yellowstone Trail dipping
unexpectedly into Indiana, seen too late and briefly to leave any
impression but of an excellent cafeteria at South Bend. Some time after
dark, our sense of direction took a nose dive, and was permanently
injured. At half-past eight we reckoned the miles, and knew there was
to be no rest for the weary if we were to reach Detroit next day.
Hopelessly lost by now, confused by many arguments, backings and
turnings, we knocked, somewhere in Indiana, at a Hoosier door, and an
old man in his stocking feet came out, calling lovingly, “That you,
dear?” We almost wished we were his dear, and might rest in the yellow
glow of his parlor instead of pushing on in the dark. We were several
miles off our bearings in both directions it seemed. He told us off
nine turns to the east and four to the north to straighten us out,
and we went on into the night and the storm. We had gone out into the
night and storm so often that no heroine of melodrama could tell us
anything about either. But being by this time completely disorientated,
instead of traveling nine east and four north, as they say in the easy
vernacular of the midwest, we went instead nine west and four south,
and came out at a lonely crossroads, the kind at which a murderer might
appropriately be buried. Our arithmetic was quite unequal to adding
and subtracting our mistakes. Seeing a house with one light burning,
I reached its door to ask directions. There, unashamed, through the
lighted window, a lady sat in her nightdress, braiding her hair. I
backed away, not wishing to embarrass her. It was not as if I were
one of the neighbors, whom she seemed not to mind. A dismal quarter
of a mile away, another light gleamed. I walked to it. An old woman
cautiously put her head out of the door. She too was in an honest
flannel nightie, and I concluded that the mid-west wears its nightgear
unabashed. My sudden appearance, and especially the fact of my
inquiring for a great city like Detroit, was not reassuring to her. She
asked suspiciously if I were alone and at my answer, exclaimed, “Aint
you afraid?”
Her question gave me genuine amazement. I had forgotten that in the
eastern section of our country people are afraid of each other, and
I had grown so far away from it that I laughed and said, “Not in the
least.” She seemed to think this marvelous. A motherly old soul, her
sympathy struggled hard with her fear that I was bent on forcing a
violent entrance into her house, but finally the baser suspicions won
and she shut the door firmly on me until she could confer with “Pa.”
He, being bolder, came openly to the porch in his,--was it pajamas or
nightshirt?--I can hardly say, because not to embarrass him I only
looked past his snowy beard and into his nice blue eyes. He directed
us. We were to go seven north and thirteen west.
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