Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
I looked wistfully at Toby. We had been warned we might not get through
to Pine, because of snow drifts in the passes, and it was only an hour
to dark, over twisting and unknown hill roads, but our recent trapeze
work had left us with an all-gone feeling at the belt. If we did not
eat now we might go hungry till morning. We decided not to renounce the
friendship of the two hundred and fifty pound crackerjack.
Kelly was one of Nature’s enthusiasts, but he had understated
concerning his cook, both in weight and proficiency. All of her three
hundred odd pounds billowing and undulating in the bounds of a starched
white apron waddled a testimonial to her skill. When Kelly delicately
left us under her chaperonage she overflowed with joy.
“Girls, you don’t know what a treat it is to see women-folks. I
been here all winter, the only woman in camp, and I could die with
homesickness.”
We said something appreciative of the beauty of the scenery. She
sniffed.
“This? Say, girls, you ought to see God’s country!”
“California?” we said intelligently.
“You bet!” answered the Native Daughter. “I s’pose you’re headed that
way?”
“No,--” weakly,--“we thought we’d see Arizona first.”
“Well, girls, it’s lucky you met _me_. Now I can lay out a trip for
you through California that will knock Arizona silly. There’s the
Yosemite,--and the Big Trees,--and the climate,--grandest scenery in
the world,--and San Francisco. After you reach Needles, you get good
roads all the way,--nothing like these. My! To think you’d ’a wasted
your time in Arizona if I hadn’t met you.”
“Yes, indeed. We can’t be grateful enough.”
The truth, with a little ingenuity, always serves. At this point we
were luckily called to supper, cooked early for our convenience. We
sat between Mr. Kelly, who leaped lightly from ships to sealing wax,
from cabbages to kings in a jovial torrent of brogue, and the engineer
of the mine. The latter was an Englishman well past middle age, with
a slight cockney accent, apparently self-educated but with the
thoroughness only his type achieves. When he spoke in a hesitating,
deprecating way, vastly unlike Mr. Kelly’s self-assured flood, he
exhibited a vast range of information, correct, unlike Mr. Kelly’s
again, to the last detail. His vague brown eyes, the iris blue-rimmed,
cleared and shone with faith when in a matter-of-course way he suddenly
spoke of the “spirit world,” which it seems was very near to him.
Fifty, painfully ugly, shabby middle-class, learned, and on telepathic
terms with ghosts, he piqued curiosity, as a man who seemed to have
much behind and little before him.
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