Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoringDixon, Winifred Hawkridge
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Westward hoboes : $b ups and downs of frontier motoring
Dixon, Winifred Hawkridge
Automobile travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
“Better take it,” Toby whispered. So we bore our arms to our tent,
where they helped us pass a restless night. When I did not wake in a
cold agony from dreaming I had rolled over on the pistol and exploded
it, Toby would wake me to warn me against the same fate. I think we
would have been happier if we had relied on the honor system. Once a
shriek and a roar startled us awake, and a half mile away a Southern
Pacific express streamed by like a silver streak. Occasionally a placid
snore from Tucson reached us, and once an old white ghost of a horse,
her bones making blue shadows in the moonlight, crunched at our tent
posts, and fled kicking terrified kicks as I looked out to investigate.
Later sleep came, deep sleep, from which Toby woke me. Toby is brave,
but her whisper had a tremolo. “There’s a wild animal of some sort,
butting against the tent.”
I looked out cautiously. “It’s a huge bull,” I reported. Toby
shuddered. A moment later I saw it was only a moderate sized cow,
but to impress Toby I did not mention this discovery, as I boldly
left the tent and approached the beast. She was chewing with gusto
a shapeless mass lying on the ground,--was it a calf? Was she a
cannibal among cows, an unnatural mother? She muzzled it, licked it,
and tossed it in the air, where against the setting moon her smile of
delight was silhouetted like the cow in Mother Goose. I took courage
to investigate her new form of caviar,--and found she had chewed our
new yellow slicker, in which we wrapped everything which would not go
anywhere else, into a slimy, pulpy mass. To her hurt astonishment, she
was immediately parted from her find, and went galloping off into the
brush. It seemed cruel to break up her midnight revel, but at the rate
her new taste was developing we should not have had a tire left by
morning.
Before going back to sleep, I looked about me. Long gray shadows
drifted over from the low range of black hills which cupped our camp.
The air, crisp, and faintly scented with sage, exhilarated me with
a sense of wild freedom. Often, in the East, I am awakened by that
scent, and am filled with a homesick longing to go back. It is not
sage alone, but the thousands of little aromatic plants graying the
desert imperceptibly, the odor blown across hills and plains of charred
camp fires, bitter and pungent, the strong smell of bacon and sweated
leather, all mingled and purified in millions of cubic feet of ether.
Two blue-black masses stirred, and a sigh and a chuckle came from our
sleeping Galahads. No danger of “ructions” from that quarter now. I
went back to our lumpy bed, put the revolver outside the tent, and
fastened the flap. A few minutes sped by, and I was startled awake by a
gunshot, thunderous in my ears.
Toby and I sat up. It was broad daylight. We peered under the car
cautiously. Tucson had built a fire, and a coffee-pot sat atop, which
he soberly tended. Biron swanked about in his fleecy chaps, shooting
into the air.
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