Bureaucracy -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
"I'm dining in Hampstead in about ten minutes," said Kitty. "I must get
the tube at Leicester Square."
"A taxi," said the Minister, "would be better. Here is a taxi. I shall
come too, in case there is another mischance, which you will hardly be
fit for alone at present." He mopped his mouth.
"You have bitten your tongue," said Kitty, "in spite of all you said
about not protruding it."
"It was while I was saying it," said the Minister, "that the contact
occurred. Yes. It is painful."
They got into the taxi. The Minister, with his scarlet-stained
handkerchief to his lips, mumbled, "That was a very disagreeable shock.
You were very pale. I feared the worst."
"The worst," said Kitty, "always passes me by. It always has. I am like
that."
"I am not," he said. "I am not. I have bitten my tongue and fallen in
love. Both bad things."
He spoke so indistinctly that Kitty was not sure she heard him rightly.
"And I," she said, "only feel a little sick.... No, don't be anxious; it
won't develop."
The Minister looked at her as she powdered her face before the strip of
mirror.
"I wouldn't put that on," he advised her. "You are looking too pale,
already."
"Quite," said Kitty. "It's pink powder, you see. It will make me feel
more myself."
"You need nothing," he told her gravely. "You are all right as you are.
It is fortunate that it is you and not I who are going out to dinner. I
couldn't talk. I can't talk now. I can't even tell you what I feel about
you."
"Don't try," she counselled him, putting away her powder-puff and not
looking at him.
He was leaning forward, his elbows on his knees, looking at her with his
pained-humorist's face and watchful eyes.
"I expect you know I've fallen in love with you?" he mumbled. "I didn't
mean to; in fact, I've tried not to, since I began to notice what was
occurring. It's excessively awkward. But ... I have not been able to
avoid it."
Kitty said "Oh," and swallowed a laugh. One didn't laugh when one was
receiving an avowal of love, of course. She felt giddy, and seas seemed
to rush past her ears.
"There are a good many things to talk about in connection with this,"
said the Minister. "But it is no use talking about them unless I first
know what you feel about it--about me, that is. Will you tell me, if you
don't mind?"
He asked it gently, considerately, almost humbly. Kitty, who did mind
rather, said "Oh," again, and lay back in her corner. She still felt a
little dizzy, and her head ached. It is not nice having to say what one
feels; one would rather the other person did it all. But this is not
fair or honourable. She remembered this and pulled herself together.
"I expect," she said, swinging her glasses by their ribbon, cool and yet
nervous, "I expect I feel pretty much the same as you do about it."
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