What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“Silly child! He was but obeying my sign. He had been taught that trick
already under the name of Mop. The only strange thing is, that he should
do it also under the name of Sir Isaac, and much more cheerfully too.
However, whether he has been the great Newton or not, a live dog is
better than a dead lion. But it is clear that, in acknowledging the name
of Sir Isaac, he does not encourage us to take that of Newton; and he is
right: for it might be thought unbecoming to apply to an animal, however
extraordinary, who by the severity of fortune is compelled to exhibit
his talents for a small pecuniary reward, the family name of so great a
philosopher. Sir Isaac, after all, is a vague appellation; any dog has a
right to be Sir Isaac--Newton may be left conjectural. Let us see if
we can add to our arithmetical information. Look at me, Sir Isaac.” Sir
Isaac looked and grinned affectionately; and under that title learned a
new combination with a facility that might have relieved Sophy’s mind
of all superstitious belief that the philosopher was resuscitated in the
dog, had she known that in life that great master of calculations the
most abstruse could not accurately cast up a simple sum in addition.
Nothing brought him to the end of his majestic tether like dot and carry
one. Notable type of our human incompleteness, where men might deem our
studies had made us most complete! Notable type, too, of that grandest
order of all human genius which seems to arrive at results by intuition,
which a child might pose by a row of figures on a slate, while it is
solving the laws that link the stars to infinity! But _revenons a nos
moutons_, what was the astral attraction that incontestably bound the
reminiscences of Mop to the cognominal distinction of Sir Isaac? I had
prepared a very erudite and subtle treatise upon this query, enlivened
by quotations from the ancient Mystics,--such as Iamblicus and
Proclus,--as well as by a copious reference to the doctrine of the more
modern Spiritualists, from Sir Kenelm Digby and Swedenborg, to Monsieur
Cahagnet and Judge Edwards. It was to be called Inquiry into the Law of
Affinities, by Philomopsos: when, unluckily for my treatise, I arrived
at the knowledge of a fact which, though it did not render the treatise
less curious, knocked on the head the theory upon which it was based.
The baptismal name of the old soldier, Mop’s first proprietor and
earliest preceptor, was Isaac; and his master being called in the homely
household by that Christian name, the sound had entered into Mop’s
youngest and most endeared associations. His canine affections had done
much towards ripening his scholastic education. “Where is Isaac?” “Call
Isaac!” “Fetch Isaac his hat,” etc. Stilled was that name when the
old soldier died; but when heard again, Mop’s heart was moved, and in
missing the old master, he felt more at home with the new. As for the
title, “Sir,” it was a mere expletive in his ears. Such was the fact,
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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