What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
His bill at the cottage made but slight inroad into his pecuniary
resources; for in the intervals of leisure from his instructions to Sir
Isaac, Waife had performed various little services to the lone widow
with whom they lodged, which Mrs. Saunders (such was her name) insisted
upon regarding as money’s worth. He had repaired and regulated to a
minute an old clock which had taken no note of time for the last three
years; he had mended all the broken crockery by some cement of his
own invention, and for which she got him the materials. And here his
ingenuity was remarkable, for when there was only a fragment to be found
of a cup and a fragment or two of a saucer, he united them both into
some pretty form, which, if not useful, at all events looked well on a
shelf. He bound, in smart showy papers, sundry tattered old books which
had belonged to his landlady’s defunct husband, a Scotch gardener, and
which she displayed on a side table, under the japan tea-tray. More than
all, he was of service to her in her vocation; for Mrs. Saunders eked
out a small pension--which she derived from the affectionate providence
of her Scotch husband, in insuring his life in her favour--by the
rearing and sale of poultry; and Waife saved her the expense of a
carpenter by the construction of a new coop, elevated above the reach of
the rats, who had hitherto made sad ravage amongst the chickens; while
he confided to her certain secrets in the improvement of breed and the
cheaper processes of fattening, which excited her gratitude no less than
her wonder. “The fact is,” said Gentleman Waife, “that my life has
known makeshifts. Once, in a foreign country, I kept poultry, upon the
principle that the poultry should keep me.”
Strange it was to notice such versatility of invention, such readiness
of resource, such familiarity with divers nooks and crannies in the
practical experience of life, in a man now so hard put to it for a
livelihood. There are persons, however, who might have a good stock of
talent, if they did not turn it all into small change. And you, reader,
know as well as I do, that when a sovereign or a shilling is once
broken into, the change scatters and dispends itself in a way quite
unaccountable. Still coppers are useful in household bills; and when
Waife was really at a pinch, somehow or other, by hook or by crook, he
scraped together intellectual halfpence enough to pay his way.
Mrs. Saunders grew quite fond of her lodgers. Waife she regarded as a
prodigy of genius; Sophy was the prettiest and best of children. Sir
Isaac, she took for granted, was worthy of his owners. But the Comedian
did not confide to her his dog’s learning, nor the use to which he
designed to put it. And in still greater precaution, when he took his
leave, he extracted from Mrs. Saunders a solemn promise that she would
set no one on his track in case of impertinent inquiries.
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