What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
The Comedian and his two coadjutors were followed to the Saracen’s Head
inn by a large crowd, but at respectful distance. Though I know few
things less pleasing than to have been decoyed and entrapped into an
unexpected demand upon one’s purse,--when one only counted, too, upon
an agreeable evening,--and hold, therefore, in just abhorrence the
circulating plate which sometimes follows a public oration, homily, or
other eloquent appeal to British liberality; yet, I will venture to say,
there was not a creature whom the Comedian had surprised into impulsive
beneficence who regretted his action, grudged its cost, or thought he
had paid too dear for his entertainment. All had gone through a series
of such pleasurable emotions that all had, as it were, wished a vent for
their gratitude; and when the vent was found, it became an additional
pleasure. But, strange to say, no one could satisfactorily explain to
himself these two questions,--for what, and to whom had he given his
money? It was not a general conjecture that the exhibitor wanted the
money for his own uses. No; despite the evidence in favour of that idea,
a person so respectable, so dignified, addressing them, too, with that
noble assurance to which a man who begs for himself is not morally
entitled,--a person thus characterized must be some high-hearted
philanthropist who condescended to display his powers at an Institute
purely intellectual, perhaps on behalf of an eminent but decayed author,
whose name, from the respect due to letters, was delicately concealed.
Mr. Williams, considered the hardest head and most practical man in the
town, originated and maintained that hypothesis. Probably the stranger
was an author himself, a great and affluent author. Had not great and
affluent authors--men who are the boast of our time and land--acted,
yea, on a common stage, and acted inimitably too, on behalf of some
lettered brother or literary object? Therefore in these guileless
minds, with all the pecuniary advantages of extreme penury and
forlorn position, the Comedian obtained the respect due to prosperous
circumstances and high renown. But there was one universal wish
expressed by all who had been present, as they took their way homeward;
and that wish was to renew the pleasure they had experienced, even if
they paid the same price for it. Could not the long-closed theatre be
re-opened, and the great man be induced by philanthropic motives, and
an assured sum raised by voluntary subscriptions, to gratify the whole
town, as he had gratified its selected intellect? Mr. Williams, in a
state of charitable thaw, now softest of the soft, like most hard men
when once softened, suggested this idea to the Mayor. The Mayor said
evasively that he would think of it, and that he intended to pay his
respects to Mr. Chapman before he returned home, that very night: it was
proper. Mr. Williams and many others wished to accompany his worship.
But the kind magistrate suggested that Mr. Chapman would be greatly
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