What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
The object of civilization being always to settle people one way or
the other, the Mayor of Gatesboro’ entertains a statesmanlike
ambition to settle Gentleman Waife; no doubt a wise conception, and
in accordance with the genius of the Nation. Every session of
Parliament England is employed in settling folks, whether at home or
at the Antipodes, who ignorantly object to be settled in her way; in
short, “I’ll settle them,” has become a vulgar idiom, tantamount to
a threat of uttermost extermination or smash; therefore the Mayor of
Gatesboro’ harbouring that benignant idea with reference to
“Gentleman Waife,” all kindly readers will exclaim, “Dii meliora!
What will he do with it?”
The doll once more safe behind the pillow, Sophy’s face gradually
softened; she bent forward, touched the Mayor’s hand timidly, and looked
at him with pleading, penitent eyes, still wet with tears,--eyes that
said, though the lips were silent, “I’ll not hate you. I was ungrateful
and peevish; may I beg pardon?”
“I forgive you with all my heart,” cried the Mayor, interpreting the
look aright. “And now try and compose yourself and sleep while I talk
with your grandpapa below.”
“I don’t see how it is possible that I can leave her,” said Waife, when
the two men had adjourned to the sitting-room. “I am sure,” quoth the
Mayor, seriously, “that it is the best thing for her: her pulse has much
nervous excitability; she wants a complete rest; she ought not to move
about with you on any account. But come: though I must not know, it
seems, who and what you are, Mr. Chapman, I don’t think you will run off
with my cow; and if you like to stay at the bailiff’s cottage for a week
or two with your grandchild, you shall be left in peace, and asked no
questions. I will own to you a weakness of mine: I value myself on being
seldom or never taken in. I don’t think I could forgive the man who
did take me in. But taken in I certainly shall be, if, despite all your
mystery, you are not as honest a fellow as ever stood upon shoe-leather!
So come to the cottage.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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