What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
Samuel Adolphus Poole is an orphan of respectable connections. His
future expectations chiefly rest on an uncle from whom, as godfather, he
takes the loathed name of Samuel. He prefers to sign himself Adolphus;
he is popularly styled Dolly. For his present existence he relies
ostensibly on his salary as an assistant in the house of a London
tradesman in a fashionable way of business. Mr. Latham, his employer,
has made a considerable fortune, less by his shop than by discounting
the bills of his customers, or of other borrowers whom the loan draws
into the net of the custom. Mr. Latham connives at the sporting tastes
of Dolly Poole. Dolly has often thus been enabled to pick up useful
pieces of information as to the names and repute of such denizens of the
sporting world as might apply to Mr. Latham for temporary accommodation.
Dolly Poole has many sporting friends; he has also many debts. He has
been a dupe, he is now a rogue; but he wants decision of character to
put into practice many valuable ideas that his experience of dupe and
his development into rogue suggest to his ambition. Still, however,
now and then, wherever a shabby trick can be safely done, he is what
he calls “lucky.” He has conceived a prodigious admiration for Jasper
Losely, one cause for which will be explained in the dialogue about
to be recorded; another cause for which is analogous to that loving
submission with which some ill-conditioned brute acknowledges a master
in the hand that has thrashed it. For at Losely’s first appearance at
the convivial meeting just concluded, being nettled at the imperious
airs of superiority which that roysterer assumed, mistaking for
effeminacy Jasper’s elaborate dandyism, and not recognizing in the
bravo’s elegant proportions the tiger-like strength of which, in truth,
that tiger-like suppleness should have warned him, Dolly Poole provoked
a quarrel, and being himself a stout fellow, nor unaccustomed to
athletic exercises, began to spar; the next moment he was at the other
end of the room full sprawl on the floor; and two minutes afterwards,
the quarrel made up by conciliating banqueters, with every bone in his
skin seeming still to rattle, he was generously blubbering out that he
never bore malice, and shaking hands with Jasper Losely as if he had
found a benefactor. But now to the dialogue.
JASPER.--“Yes, Poole, my hearty, as you say, that fellow trumping my
best club lost me the last rubber. There’s no certainty in whist, if one
has a spoon for a partner.”
POOLE.--“No certainty in every rubber, but next to certainty in the
long run, when a man plays as well as you do, Mr. Losely. Your winnings
to-night must have been pretty large, though you had a bad partner
almost every hand; pretty large, eh?”
JASPER (carelessly).--“Nothing to talk of,--a few ponies!”
POOLE.--“More than a few; I should know.”
JASPER.--“Why? You did not play after the first rubber.”
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